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Evan McMoney

This guy's going to be money and this is simple and catchy.
RoboMac.


ChiliMac. Lol
(08-22-2021, 10:53 PM)Weazzel80 Wrote: [ -> ]Evan McMoney

This guy's going to be money and this is simple and catchy.

We have a Money Mc...but i'll allow it!

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(08-22-2021, 10:58 PM)Synric Wrote: [ -> ]RoboMac.


ChiliMac. Lol

Added x 2.
The hammer?

I was just looking up Scottish words but couldnt find anything good. I saw there’s a kicker called ‘the Scottish hammer’ Maybe just ‘the hammer’

Scottish for leg is shank, so maybe ‘the leg’ is bad luck? I was liking that one though.
(08-22-2021, 10:12 PM)BigPapaKain Wrote: [ -> ]I feel like everytime one of these threads pop up, the player in question ends up sucking.

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Update:

1. Legatron II  (look, movies get sequels so kickers can too)
2. Leginator (my personal fav, of course)
3. Legs Benedict
4. Big Foot
5. Kick Kong
6. Evan
7. Tobi-Wan
8. Evan Almighty (a little derivative, but who am i to judge?)
9. McPheranasaurus Kix
10. Evan "no fear son" McPherson, ala Boomer
11. The Leg
12. McFearless
14. Money Mc
15. Tripod (btw, Harley...this is a nickname contest for football, not pron)  Mellow
16. #9 (i don't get it, but w/e) Ninja
17. Automatmc
18. Elle (i'm not saying anything but i'm just gonna say...that raises a whole lot of other questions that i don't really want to think about...)
19. Kickfearsome (i gotta admit...after looking at this a couple times, i like it!)
20. Kicky McKickster
21. Zac's fault Mellow
22. efine
23. Splits 
24. McMoney (similar but different)
25. RoboMac
26. ChiliMac
27. Mac and Chalk it up
Now I want some Chili...
Evan Flow......thoughts arrive like butterflies
(08-22-2021, 11:04 PM)Bengalstripes9 Wrote: [ -> ]The hammer?

I was just looking up Scottish words but couldnt find anything good. I saw there’s a kicker called ‘the Scottish hammer’ Maybe just ‘the hammer’

Scottish for leg is shank, so maybe ‘the leg’ is bad luck? I was liking that one though.

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(08-22-2021, 11:04 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ][Image: R.de051dc9337628a62b8b9ba4aaff8588?rik=Q...ImgRaw&r=0]

Don't you dare try and slow my roll.  Mellow
(08-22-2021, 11:06 PM)Synric Wrote: [ -> ]Now I want some Chili...

Had some people over today and they were talking about chili and i feel the same way. 

Told the wife it was getting close to chili season (football season) so it might not be long at all. 
(08-22-2021, 11:06 PM)Goalpost Wrote: [ -> ]Evan Flow......thoughts arrive like butterflies

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Now I want chili. Was boiling some noodles anyway, so why not warm up a can?
3fine
Lean Evan
I don't want to nickname him until he's kicked a meaningful Field Goal or two. For now I vote for Evan.
"And it's good"
Kicker
Mc rhymes with kick. I don't see how we can just not use that in some form.
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