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Has he never heard the song?
(10-18-2021, 05:52 PM)Crazyjdawg Wrote: [ -> ]Has he never heard the song?

Lol, right... Why would Eminem even name it that?? I bet slim shady is pissed...
This sounds like an Onion story.

Nothing ever surprises me in 2021. Real life is stranger than satire.
What a noodle.
He changed his story!

UPDATE: A complex turn of barfing events. Carman now says he in fact did not eat at Mom's Spaghetti before Sunday's game. He still threw up though, and you, as a human, can still eat at Mom's Spaghetti in Detroit, Eminem's restaurant inspired by his lyrics about pasta and barfing.
Lose Yourself at Mom's Spaghetti
Well I hope he didn’t eat pasta in game day. I guess he never saw Band of Brothers.
(10-18-2021, 09:30 PM)Go Cards Wrote: [ -> ]Lose Yourself at Mom's Spaghetti

and when you get the ‘rrhea “The Moment You Own It”
Watch Eminem try to sue him.
I get why the coaches decided to play Carman, because on the surface he looked calm and ready.
(10-18-2021, 06:11 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: [ -> ]This sounds like an Onion story.

Jackson Carman makes onions cry!  Ninja
Wait.....I thought he had to be carted off because he sharted...
(10-19-2021, 04:37 PM)Wyche Wrote: [ -> ]Wait.....I thought he had to be carted off because he sharted...

But did he give everyone a thumbs up?