Jackson Carman doesn’t recommend moms spaghetti..
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Jackson Carman doesn’t recommend moms spaghetti..
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10-18-2021, 05:48 PM
https://www.citybeat.com/news/sports/blog/21157238/after-barfing-on-field-bengals-jackson-carman-doesnt-recommend-eating-moms-spaghetti-in-detroit
Hahahahhahaha, You can't make this stuff up..
10-18-2021, 06:07 PM
10-18-2021, 06:11 PM
This sounds like an Onion story.
Nothing ever surprises me in 2021. Real life is stranger than satire.
The training, nutrition, medicine, fitness, playbooks and rules evolve. The athlete does not.
10-18-2021, 09:16 PM
He changed his story!
UPDATE: A complex turn of barfing events. Carman now says he in fact did not eat at Mom's Spaghetti before Sunday's game. He still threw up though, and you, as a human, can still eat at Mom's Spaghetti in Detroit, Eminem's restaurant inspired by his lyrics about pasta and barfing. ![[Image: 51209558878_91a895e0bb_m.jpg]](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51209558878_91a895e0bb_m.jpg)
10-18-2021, 09:30 PM
Lose Yourself at Mom's Spaghetti
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10-18-2021, 09:55 PM
Well I hope he didn’t eat pasta in game day. I guess he never saw Band of Brothers.
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10-18-2021, 10:34 PM
10-19-2021, 10:26 AM
I get why the coaches decided to play Carman, because on the surface he looked calm and ready.
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10-19-2021, 10:30 AM
(10-18-2021, 06:11 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: This sounds like an Onion story. Jackson Carman makes onions cry! 
10-19-2021, 04:37 PM
Wait.....I thought he had to be carted off because he sharted...
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