History will be made. A new era of Steelers FB begins as their next franchise QB gets the start
Rudolph, the 3rd string QB
Can only really make deep throws
Some people think he's decent,
But the truth is really that he blows
Many drunken Yinzers
Used to laugh and call him names
Don't want to see poor Rudolph
Play in any Steelers games
Then one sad December night
Tomlin came to say:
"Rudolph we are screwed so right,
its time to let you play tonight"
Then all the Yinzers cheered him
and sent Mitch to the bench with glee
Rudolph leads the offense
And throws for a buck thirty-three
(12-18-2023, 03:29 PM)StrictlyBiz Wrote: [ -> ]History will be made. A new era of Steelers FB begins as their next franchise QB gets the start
Rudolph, the 3rd string QB
Can only really make deep throws
Some people think he's decent,
But the truth is really that he blows
Many drunken Yinzers
Used to laugh and call him names
Don't want to see poor Rudolph
Play in any Steelers games
Then one sad December night
Tomlin came to say:
"Rudolph we are screwed so right,
its time to let you play tonight"
Then all the Yinzers cheered him
and sent Mitch to the bench with glee
Rudolph leads the offense
And throws for a buck thirty-three
This was really good, well done. Also, may this be the last nice thing I say to a Steeler fan.
(12-18-2023, 03:29 PM)StrictlyBiz Wrote: [ -> ]History will be made. A new era of Steelers FB begins as their next franchise QB gets the start
Rudolph, the 3rd string QB
Can only really make deep throws
Some people think he's decent,
But the truth is really that he blows
Many drunken Yinzers
Used to laugh and call him names
Don't want to see poor Rudolph
Play in any Steelers games
Then one sad December night
Tomlin came to say:
"Rudolph we are screwed so right,
its time to let you play tonight"
Then all the Yinzers cheered him
and sent Mitch to the bench with glee
Rudolph leads the offense
And throws for a buck thirty-three
This is some PIttsburgh Dad-worthy stuff right here …
(12-19-2023, 02:53 AM)wildcatnku24 Wrote: [ -> ]This was really good, well done. Also, may this be the last nice thing I say to a Steeler fan.
(12-19-2023, 02:11 PM)JS-Steelerfan Wrote: [ -> ]This is some PIttsburgh Dad-worthy stuff right here …
I pretty much copy and pasted it. Made a few changes, but I can't take credit for writing it.
There are a ton of these floating around.
Rudolph The terrible QB
had a very average arm
And if you ever saw it
you knew it could cause no harm
All the other QBs used to laugh
and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
play in any meaningful Games
Then one early Christmas Eve Eve
Tomlin came to say
Rudolph with your face so gay,
won’t you lead our team today
Then how the Bengals loved him
as they beat him 35 to none
Rudolph the Terrible QB
your career as a starter is done
(12-20-2023, 09:55 PM)bfine32 Wrote: [ -> ]Rudolph The terrible QB
had a very average arm
And if you ever saw it
you knew it could cause no harm
All the other QBs used to laugh
and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
play in any meaningful Games
Then one early Christmas Eve Eve
Tomlin came to say
Rudolph with your face so gay,
won’t you lead our team today
Then how the Bengals loved him
as they beat him 35 to none
Rudolph the Terrible QB
your career as a starter is done
You know it's bad when Bengal fans are making their own Rudolph parodies.
Rudolph the backup QB
Rode the bench quite patiently,
And when his coaches saw him
They would bench him so quickly
All of the other QBs
Pickett and Mitch Tru-bi-sky
Would start before poor Rudolph
Forcing him to wait and see
Then one lovely Christmas Eve (eve)
Tomlin came to say …
Rudolph with your arm of might
Won’t you guide my team tonight?
Then all the other Steelers
Celebrated with much glee
Rudolph the backup QB
You’ll go down in history!
(12-20-2023, 09:55 PM)bfine32 Wrote: [ -> ]Rudolph The terrible QB
had a very average arm
And if you ever saw it
you knew it could cause no harm
All the other QBs used to laugh
and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
play in any meaningful Games
Then one early Christmas Eve Eve
Tomlin came to say
Rudolph with your face so gay,
won’t you lead our team today
Then how the Bengals loved him
as they beat him 35 to none
Rudolph the Terrible QB
your career as a starter is done
This aged well.
Rudolph gave the Bengals an arse whooping. This song eats crow.