History will be made. A new era of Steelers FB begins as their next franchise QB gets the start

Rudolph, the 3rd string QB

Can only really make deep throws

Some people think he's decent,

But the truth is really that he blows



Many drunken Yinzers

Used to laugh and call him names

Don't want to see poor Rudolph

Play in any Steelers games



Then one sad December night

Tomlin came to say:

"Rudolph we are screwed so right,

its time to let you play tonight"



Then all the Yinzers cheered him

and sent Mitch to the bench with glee

Rudolph leads the offense

And throws for a buck thirty-three
 

Sounds about right.

(12-18-2023, 03:29 PM)StrictlyBiz Wrote: History will be made. A new era of Steelers FB begins as their next franchise QB gets the start

Rudolph, the 3rd string QB

Can only really make deep throws

Some people think he's decent,

But the truth is really that he blows



Many drunken Yinzers

Used to laugh and call him names

Don't want to see poor Rudolph

Play in any Steelers games



Then one sad December night

Tomlin came to say:

"Rudolph we are screwed so right,

its time to let you play tonight"



Then all the Yinzers cheered him

and sent Mitch to the bench with glee

Rudolph leads the offense

And throws for a buck thirty-three
 

This was really good, well done.  Also, may this be the last nice thing I say to a Steeler fan.  

(12-18-2023, 03:29 PM)StrictlyBiz Wrote: History will be made. A new era of Steelers FB begins as their next franchise QB gets the start

Rudolph, the 3rd string QB

Can only really make deep throws

Some people think he's decent,

But the truth is really that he blows



Many drunken Yinzers

Used to laugh and call him names

Don't want to see poor Rudolph

Play in any Steelers games



Then one sad December night

Tomlin came to say:

"Rudolph we are screwed so right,

its time to let you play tonight"



Then all the Yinzers cheered him

and sent Mitch to the bench with glee

Rudolph leads the offense

And throws for a buck thirty-three
 

This is some PIttsburgh Dad-worthy stuff right here … 

(12-19-2023, 02:53 AM)wildcatnku24 Wrote: This was really good, well done.  Also, may this be the last nice thing I say to a Steeler fan.  

(12-19-2023, 02:11 PM)JS-Steelerfan Wrote: This is some PIttsburgh Dad-worthy stuff right here … 

I pretty much copy and pasted it. Made a few changes, but I can't take credit for writing it. 

There are a ton of these floating around. 

Rudolph The terrible QB
had a very average arm
And if you ever saw it
you knew it could cause no harm
All the other QBs used to laugh
and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
play in any meaningful Games
Then one early Christmas Eve Eve
Tomlin came to say
Rudolph with your face so gay,
won’t you lead our team today
Then how the Bengals loved him
as they beat him 35 to none
Rudolph the Terrible QB
your career as a starter is done

Lolol. These are great

(12-20-2023, 09:55 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Rudolph The terrible QB
had a very average arm
And if you ever saw it
you knew it could cause no harm
All the other QBs used to laugh
and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
play in any meaningful Games
Then one early Christmas Eve Eve
Tomlin came to say
Rudolph with your face so gay,
won’t you lead our team today
Then how the Bengals loved him
as they beat him 35 to none
Rudolph the Terrible QB
your career as a starter is done

You know it's bad when Bengal fans are making their own Rudolph parodies. 

Rudolph the backup QB
Rode the bench quite patiently,
And when his coaches saw him
They would bench him so quickly

All of the other QBs
Pickett and Mitch Tru-bi-sky
Would start before poor Rudolph
Forcing him to wait and see

Then one lovely Christmas Eve (eve)
Tomlin came to say …
Rudolph with your arm of might
Won’t you guide my team tonight?

Then all the other Steelers
Celebrated with much glee
Rudolph the backup QB
You’ll go down in history!

(12-20-2023, 09:55 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Rudolph The terrible QB
had a very average arm
And if you ever saw it
you knew it could cause no harm
All the other QBs used to laugh
and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
play in any meaningful Games
Then one early Christmas Eve Eve
Tomlin came to say
Rudolph with your face so gay,
won’t you lead our team today
Then how the Bengals loved him
as they beat him 35 to none
Rudolph the Terrible QB
your career as a starter is done

This aged well. 

Rudolph gave the Bengals an arse whooping. This song eats crow.