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You are desperate for money and the only way to raise it fast enough is to let some company tattoo their brand name on your body as advertisement.

What company would you choose?

Can't be a sports team or college.
Easy. Fender or Gibson. It does not matter. Both are classic. I don't even have any tattoos.
Jim Beam
I'd go with Apple or Google.
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Guarenteed conversation starter no matter where you go.
xhamster
Everlast & Slinky can share space around my crotch area.
I don't have any tattoos and I have no plans to get one. Not even for money.
I get very brand loyal, so there are quite a few I would probably go with.

Duluth Trading Company and Merrell would be the two biggest for me for what I wear anyway, then Vic Firth and Ludwig for my drumming. Then I might get nerdy with it and go Wizards of the Coast.
(01-26-2016, 09:53 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]xhamster

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(01-26-2016, 08:24 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]You are desperate for money and the only way to raise it fast enough is to let some company tattoo their brand name on your body as advertisement.

What company would you choose?

Can't be a sports team or college.

i believe a lot of those advertisement tats are the semi preminate kind
I'm going in for the big money and getting Chevrolet's bowtie and Budweiser's Clydesdales tattooed on me.   I might even get Ram's BigHorn too.   
(01-27-2016, 04:51 AM)RagnarLothbrok Wrote: [ -> ]I don't have any tattoos and I have no plans to get one. Not even for money.

Say a close family member or beloved pet is going to die without an expensive medicine.  You don't have enough money to buy it and the only way you can raise to money on such short notice is a tattoo?

Would you get one under those circumstances?
(01-27-2016, 02:08 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]  I might even get Ram's BigHorn too.   

Tip:  Don't get the Ram emblem tat in the "tramp stamp" area.
(01-27-2016, 10:16 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Hilarious   or Redtube

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I'd get "Spalding" on my shaved ballsack.


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(01-27-2016, 03:29 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]I'd get "Spalding" on my shaved ballsack.


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I'm not sure, but I have a feeling that's a very PAINFUL place to get a tat........Spaulding.
(01-27-2016, 04:05 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not sure, but I have a feeling that's a very PAINFUL place to get a tat........Spaulding.

The scrotum itself wouldn't be, not many nerve endings. The skin might be a little thin for it, though, and you'd have to keep the testes well away from the needle.
(01-26-2016, 08:24 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]You are desperate for money and the only way to raise it fast enough is to let some company tattoo their brand name on your body as advertisement.

What company would you choose?

Can't be a sports team or college.

Amazon.com
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