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(01-08-2017, 09:36 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Speaking for the rest of the board, we wouldn't have it any other way.  

That's a relief

I was afraid I would have to take it off.  I don't want sunburn on my jimmy, that's why he wears the hat!

The bombardier beetle can create an explosion with its butt. Learned that one the hard way.

(01-09-2017, 07:05 AM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote: [ -> ]The bombardier beetle can create an explosion with its butt. Learned that one the hard way.

I did too...from a parasite I picked up in Chile.

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds with adequate vacuuming systems.

(12-23-2016, 09:17 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Sea otters sleep holding hands.

Otters also rape and murder baby seals.

(01-11-2017, 09:42 AM)BigPapaKain Wrote: [ -> ]Otters also rape and murder baby seals.

Bastids!

Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.

(01-12-2017, 01:09 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.

But wait, there's more: https://www.powerofpositivity.com/7-amazing-health-benefits-farting/

(01-12-2017, 01:09 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.

remember to fart responsibly though

(01-11-2017, 09:42 AM)BigPapaKain Wrote: [ -> ]Otters also rape and murder baby seals.

Only the ones asking for it.

(01-12-2017, 09:24 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Only the ones asking for it.

So they're Republicans.

Neat.

(01-12-2017, 09:24 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Only the ones asking for it.

To this point, ^ the second best thing I have seen on this Friday the 13th. (There was this chick in a pair of shorts this morning that would make a eunuch testify.)

(01-13-2017, 08:18 AM)BigPapaKain Wrote: [ -> ]So they're Republicans.

Neat.

 
And then it is followed up with this ^. Some days you just don't know who to love more. XOXO to both of you!

(01-13-2017, 08:53 PM)xxlt Wrote: [ -> ]To this point, ^ the second best thing I have seen on this Friday the 13th. (There was this chick in a pair of shorts this morning that would make a eunuch testify.)

 
And then it is followed up with this ^. Some days you just don't know who to love more. XOXO to both of you!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Or maybe it did.

JUST SHOW US SOME PICS!!!

(01-15-2017, 02:15 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: [ -> ]Pics or it didn't happen.

Or maybe it did.

JUST SHOW US SOME PICS!!!

The image is tattooed on my brain for all time. Sadly, I do not have the technology to reproduce it for you.

when buying new shoes the most important thing to do is look at the bottom of the shoe the less traction/groves the better because less dirt will be tracked inside your house

whenever I look at houses for sale if I see a swimming pool in the backyard im out they just look like such an eyesore especially in the winter time when they take up half the yard with a cover over it. also swimming pools are too much maintenance

Ancient Aztecs believed that when a warrior died he became a hummingbird.

Fun fact: I have many leather-bound books and my house smells of rich mahogany.

In Tennessee it's illegal to sell a hollow log.

There are more bacteria living on your skin than there are people living on the planet.