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The Ja'Marr Chase Thread
Wow .. enough said
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(08-29-2021, 08:09 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: I guess we need to convince Chase that in-season practices are at 1:00 on Sundays...

Chase just has a case of the yips. Hits professional golfers all the time. You make a shot 10,000 times, then all of a sudden you can't hit the ball, no matter what you do. It goes away on it's own. He just needs to switch his change to his other pocket, turn his hat around backward, and stick a tee behind his ear.
Just wait until he does this in a meaningful game.
Yep, he looks like garbage.

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I don't see how he even got close to all those records let alone break them.
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(08-29-2021, 08:47 PM)jj22 Wrote: I don't see how he even got close to all those records let alone break them.

I cant start believing how a 5th pick in a talent laden draft is doing this....
he right now looks like pure crap out of my dogs ass.  Im sorry, but catching balls in practice is one thing...he cant even make a catch in  a preseason game for god sake.  Hes even making John Ross look good now.   What happens if he has some serious drops VS Vikings? 
How is he not in the entire game? What is wrong with this stupid ass head coach? Your five overall has dropped every single pass in preseason (except one?). He stays in the whole game.

And don’t get me started on our apparently seasoned vet QB who plays three meaningless snaps all preseason.

This coach is beyond ridiculous.
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(08-29-2021, 08:55 PM)kalibengal Wrote: I cant start believing how a 5th pick in a talent laden draft is doing this....
he right now looks like pure crap out of my dogs ass.  Im sorry, but catching balls in practice is one thing...he cant even make a catch in  a preseason game for god sake.  Hes even making John Ross look good now.   What happens if he has some serious drops VS Vikings? 

He was the #1 receiver in the NCAA. You just don't forget how to catch the ball. It's mental. He'll get over it. Burrow will throw him a few passes until he starts catching them, and that will be that.
Hot take. Maybe Chase is faking it in the preseason games dropping passes on purpose as instructed by the genius that is Zac Taylor. That way early in the season other teams don't plan for him as much. Ninja
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Drops won't last forever..and if they do he'll be off my Valentine's day card list..
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Chase drops more balls than puberty
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Concern isn't really if he gets over this. Concern is when he starts catching balls and some defender lays the wood on him. Alligator arms can grown right back.
They could always seamlessly swap his place with Tenton Irwin who doesn't count against the draft, but pretend he instead was a first round pick.. 
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(08-29-2021, 08:56 PM)michaelsean Wrote: How is he not in the entire game?  What is wrong with this stupid ass head coach?  Your five overall has dropped every single pass in preseason (except one?).  He stays in the whole game.

And don’t get me started on our apparently seasoned vet QB who plays three meaningless snaps all preseason.

This coach is beyond ridiculous.

My mind pretty much went from....

Chase dropped it, that looks bad on him
to
ZT is letting him take the night off, that looks bad on him
to
Chase doesn't seem to give a crap that he's sitting around doing nothing after putting total shit on tape all pre-season, that looks bad on both of them



TL;DR - Chase looks bad...and that's not good.  ZT's response to Chase looking bad looks bad...and that's not good.
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(08-29-2021, 08:56 PM)michaelsean Wrote: How is he not in the entire game?  What is wrong with this stupid ass head coach?  Your five overall has dropped every single pass in preseason (except one?).  He stays in the whole game.

And don’t get me started on our apparently seasoned vet QB who plays three meaningless snaps all preseason.

This coach is beyond ridiculous.
So its coaches fault he cant catch right now
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Maybe the stripe on the college football really helped him see the ball better
My only regret is reading this thread. 

If a guy goes all out in preseason and gets injured trying to get an extra yard or diving for a ball, everyone screams "why is he trying so hard in PRESEASON??!!". 

If a guy gets a handful of snaps and tries to avoid getting hurt, everyone screams "Ja'Marr Ross!!"

I think i'll just  Yawn until the season starts. The consistent drops will end after game 1, at the latest. 





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(08-29-2021, 09:16 PM)Essex Johnson Wrote: So its coaches fault he cant catch right now

It's a one-two punch, I think.  Chase looks bad and ZT is pretty much like "Meh, you were good 2 years ago in college, I ain't worried."  And then Chase is like "Yeah, I'm fine on the bench, I ain't worried."  


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(08-29-2021, 08:45 PM)ah5 Wrote: Yep, he looks like garbage.

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Yup, you post like garbage.

Sewell lovers are so easy to spot.
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(08-29-2021, 09:17 PM)Truck_1_0_1_ Wrote: Yup, you post like garbage.

Sewell lovers are so easy to spot.

I'm no Sewell lover..is it OK if I think Chase has looked like garbage this preseason? 
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