(03-21-2023, 12:10 PM)PhilHos Wrote:
I say this everyday when I leave work.

You might have better luck if you got there before i did. 

(03-21-2023, 12:12 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: You might have better luck if you got there before i did. 

Well, that would explain the smell ...

(03-21-2023, 12:12 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: You might have better luck if you got there before i did. 

Is that what she ate? ?

(03-21-2023, 12:14 PM)CarolinaBengalFanGuy Wrote: Is that what she ate? ?

• Philhos: Wife, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?

• Wife: Um... no.

• Philhos: Then there is someone else in this house?

• Wife: Sorry, I said "no" meaning "yes."

• Philhos: "No" meaning "yes?" Look, I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there, yes, or no?

• Wife: No.

• Philhos: No there is, or no there isn't?

• Wife: Yes.

• CarolinaBengalFanguy: [shatters glass]  PLEASE!

(03-21-2023, 12:24 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote:

• Philhos: Wife, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?

• Wife: Um... no.

• Philhos: Then there is someone else in this house?

• Wife: Sorry, I said "no" meaning "yes."

• Philhos: "No" meaning "yes?" Look, I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there, yes, or no?

• Wife: No.

• Philhos: No there is, or no there isn't?

• Wife: Yes.

• CarolinaBengalFanguy: [shatters glass]  PLEASE!

PhilHos holding rfaulk at gunpoint:

rfaulk: The game's up, PhilHos. There are no more bullets left in that gun.


PhilHos: Oh come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?


rfaulk: It's not a trick. There was one shot at CarolinaBengalFanguy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram.


PhilHos: That's not six.


rfaulk: One plus two plus two plus one.


PhilHos: Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier. That's one plus two plus ONE plus one.


rfaulk: Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus TWO plus one plus one.


PhilHos: Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... SHUT UP! The point is, there is one bullet left in this gun and guess who's gonna get it?

(03-21-2023, 12:24 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote:

• Philhos: Wife, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?

• Wife: Um... no.

• Philhos: Then there is someone else in this house?

• Wife: Sorry, I said "no" meaning "yes."

• Philhos: "No" meaning "yes?" Look, I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there, yes, or no?

• Wife: No.

• Philhos: No there is, or no there isn't?

• Wife: Yes.

• CarolinaBengalFanguy: [shatters glass]  PLEASE!

Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other board members?

(03-21-2023, 12:34 PM)CarolinaBengalFanGuy Wrote: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other board members?

You don't need any help from us!

(03-21-2023, 12:34 PM)CarolinaBengalFanGuy Wrote: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other board members?

rfaulk34 : No, it's not true.
CarolinaBengalFanGuy : Ah ha! So it is true!
CarolinaBengalFanGuy : A double negative!
Philhos : A double negative?
[whispering] 
Philhos : You mean you have photographs?

(03-21-2023, 12:44 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: rfaulk34 : No, it's not true.
CarolinaBengalFanGuy : Ah ha! So it is true!
CarolinaBengalFanGuy : A double negative!
Philhos : A double negative?
[whispering] 
Philhos : You mean you have photographs?

slaps rfaulk 

PhilHos, while pushing his glasses up his nose: I had to stop him from screaming 

This thread took a weird turn. Well it started out weird. Then some strange posts about, well hell I don't even know what the OP is on about, to turning into some 1998 AOL role playing chat room.

(03-21-2023, 05:40 PM)George Cantstandya Wrote: This thread took a weird turn. Well it started out weird. Then some strange posts about, well hell I don't even know what the OP is on about, to turning into some 1998 AOL role playing chat room.

Dude you gotta install the chatgpt plugin for that horseshit bbforum app you’ve never downloaded. Life changer.

(03-21-2023, 07:36 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: Dude you gotta install the chatgpt plugin for that horseshit bbforum app you’ve never downloaded.  Life changer.

Stop stuttering

(03-21-2023, 12:34 PM)PhilHos Wrote: PhilHos holding rfaulk at gunpoint:

rfaulk: The game's up, PhilHos. There are no more bullets left in that gun.


PhilHos: Oh come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?


rfaulk: It's not a trick. There was one shot at CarolinaBengalFanguy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram.


PhilHos: That's not six.


rfaulk: One plus two plus two plus one.


PhilHos: Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier. That's one plus two plus ONE plus one.


rfaulk: Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus TWO plus one plus one.


PhilHos: Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... SHUT UP! The point is, there is one bullet left in this gun and guess who's gonna get it?

Excuse me, I was looking for an argument?

(03-22-2023, 01:22 AM)SladeX Wrote: Excuse me, I was looking for an argument?

Oh, I'm sorry; this is Abuse. Argument is in room 12A.