Everyone else walks out and waves, and that bald assface comes out with a stupid tuuuuuurrrrrrrble towlette.

What.A.Dumbass.

What can you expect from whines?

(02-07-2016, 08:15 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Everyone else walks out and waves, and that bald assface comes out with a stupid tuuuuuurrrrrrrble towlette.

What.A.Dumbass.

I'm assuming he only done that, as Burfict was banned from being within 500 miles of the stadium.

(02-08-2016, 12:48 AM)Rotobeast Wrote: I'm assuming he only done that, as Burfict was banned from being within 500 miles of the stadium.

Brufict was invited but couldn't find the stadium.


Pacman said Hines is faking his retirement.

(02-08-2016, 08:09 AM)GMDino Wrote: Brufict was invited but couldn't find the stadium.

  

I heard Burfict and Shazier got into a fender bender. Apparently, both were driving but weren't looking where they were going.

(02-08-2016, 04:32 PM)Benton Wrote: I heard Burfict and Shazier got into a fender bender. Apparently, both were driving but weren't looking where they were going.

A cop saw it happen and went to the scene. Pacman Jones sprinted from across the city to get in the cop's face and push him. Thinking the cop, who was still standing right there, was distracted, a mysterious fat guy with long hair and a trench coat ran over and starting pushing Shazier before scurrying away. The cop saw the whole thing.

(02-08-2016, 04:40 PM)6andcounting Wrote: A cop saw it happen and went to the scene. Pacman Jones sprinted from across the city to get in the cop's face and push him.

Luckily, Joey Porter was driving by in his own customized Crown Vic and stopped to assist the cop by telling everyone how it was all Burfict's fault.

(02-08-2016, 04:43 PM)Benton Wrote: Luckily, Joey Porter was driving by in his own customized Crown Vic and stopped to assist the cop by telling everyone how it was all Burfict's fault.

Ben and Frostee were there for the rapes.  

Tomlin tripped a man fleeing the scene, who only made it about 2-3 yards away from police before being caught. He was later identified as Ray Rice.

The two totaled vehicles were taken to the nearest dump for disposal. Burfict wasn't, but Shazier was totally surprised to be doing his pregame warm-ups on the field at PBS right next to his recently totaled vehicle, as he dodged beer bottles.

(02-08-2016, 05:32 PM)6andcounting Wrote: The two totaled vehicles were taken to the nearest dump for disposal. Burfict wasn't, but Shazier was totally surprised to be doing his pregame warm-ups on the field at PBS right next to his recently totaled vehicle, as he dodged beer bottles.

Shazier called one of his coaches for a lift, but Munchak couldn't get his hand out of Nelson's hair and told him to walk.

(02-08-2016, 04:40 PM)6andcounting Wrote: A cop saw it happen and went to the scene. Pacman Jones sprinted from across the city to get in the cop's face and push him. Thinking the cop, who was still standing right there, was distracted, a mysterious fat guy with long hair and a trench coat ran over and starting pushing Shazier before scurrying away. The cop saw the whole thing.

(02-08-2016, 07:36 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote:

Too funny Rfaulk