(03-10-2016, 10:29 AM)The Real Deal Wrote: Nah my feelings are fine. But since class is out the window, I ultimately feel sorry for you because that avatar of yours screams "addicted to porn". The "boob handler" tag you've given yourself says "never touched a tit". And your mood being "horny" exclaims "the porn watching and lack of tit handling has got your balls wound up so tight" that you don't even realize what you're saying.

You can get your rocks off however you want, but might I recommend masturbation? You know, since we have deduced women are out of the question?

couldnt be further from the truth

married 8 years to a beauty (pics have been posted on the old board and a seperate board, so others can back that up)

a picture from a yuri manga doesnt really scream addicted to porn

boob handler because my wife is a size 2 with natural 32k tits (with a taste for women)

so yea, combine all that together, that explains the horny tag that got added months ago when i joined and never decided to change

the fact that you are lonely and single and touch yourself because no women would, doesnt mean you should deflect your inadequate feelings onto others

(03-10-2016, 11:21 AM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: The irony in this post is hilarious.  I love it when people that don't know someone presume to know them by reading into the inside jokes they display on their page.  I get it all the time for my sig and it never fails to make me chuckle.

Thanks for the laughs Deal.

he knows what posts pictures im talking it, lol

wait, you mean your sig of SLS is just that, an inside joke, and NOT a declaration of love?!

(03-10-2016, 12:19 PM)Griever Wrote: couldnt be further from the truth

married 8 years to a beauty (pics have been posted on the old board and a seperate board, so others can back that up)

a picture from a yuri manga doesnt really scream addicted to porn

boob handler because my wife is a size 2 with natural 32k tits (with a taste for women)

so yea, combine all that together, that explains the horny tag that got added months ago when i joined and never decided to change

the fact that you are lonely and single and touch yourself because no women would, doesnt mean you should deflect your inadequate feelings onto others

I stopped reading after 32 K!! How is that humanly possible?

 

(03-10-2016, 01:11 PM)StrictlyBiz Wrote: I stopped reading after 32 K!! How is that humanly possible?

 

she was an F in 9th grade

(03-10-2016, 01:26 PM)Griever Wrote: she was an F in 9th grade

Jebus!

My wife had reductions surgery quite a few years back due to back pain...and she wasn't quite that big.

Although thinking back on it I dated a girl in college  that was about 4' 9" and had the biggest chest I'd ever seen.  Before we started dating my friend tried to introduce me to her and said her name was "Eileen" (I lean).  And I refused to believe it!   

It was.  

And they were real.

Sadly I'm a leg man.  

(03-10-2016, 12:20 PM)Griever Wrote: he knows what posts pictures im talking it, lol

wait, you mean your sig of SLS is just that, an inside joke, and NOT a declaration of love?!

Wait....No....That is the inside joke.

(03-10-2016, 01:37 PM)GMDino Wrote: Jebus!

My wife had reductions surgery quite a few years back due to back pain...and she wasn't quite that big.

Although thinking back on it I dated a girl in college  that was about 4' 9" and had the biggest chest I'd ever seen.  Before we started dating my friend tried to introduce me to her and said her name was "Eileen" (I lean).  And I refused to believe it!   

It was.  

And they were real.

Sadly I'm a leg man.  

yeah her back gives her problems every now and them, which is too be expected, but she likes them (doesnt like that it cost about 50 or 60 bucks for a bra)


yeah shes a leg girl too

(03-10-2016, 01:11 PM)StrictlyBiz Wrote: I stopped reading after 32 K!! How is that humanly possible?

 

Weighing half a ton probably helps.

(03-10-2016, 02:36 PM)BigPapaKain Wrote: Weighing half a ton probably helps.

gotta love kentucky math

unsure how 115 equals a ton

but hey, it happens, hard to fathom big boobs for some when the biggest they've seen are B's

(03-10-2016, 02:38 PM)Griever Wrote: gotta love kentucky math

unsure how 115 equals a ton

but hey, it happens, hard to fathom big boobs for some when the biggest they've seen are B's

Not from Kentucky or Southern Ohio.

Keep trying.

Also never said she weighed a ton. I said half a ton. Gotta love the American education system.

And we're not talking about how big of tits I've seen - by the power of the Internet I've seen tits that make your wife's look like mosquito bites. We're talking about how it's humanly possible to have tits that big. And weighing half a ton would certainly go a long way in that happening.

If you're going to address me, try and keep up.

(03-10-2016, 02:45 PM)BigPapaKain Wrote: Not from Kentucky or Southern Ohio.

Keep trying.

Also never said she weighed a ton. I said half a ton. Gotta love the American education system.

And we're not talking about how big of tits I've seen - by the power of the Internet I've seen tits that make your wife's look like mosquito bites. We're talking about how it's humanly possible to have tits that big. And weighing half a ton would certainly go a long way in that happening.

If you're going to address me, try and keep up.

TL;DR

basically you are just ignorant of how the female body actually grows then, if you think its only possible for half ton whales to have boobs larger than the average girl

So, a thread that started about a Steelers player morphed into giant boobies. O-kay.

(03-10-2016, 02:55 PM)Griever Wrote: TL;DR

basically you are just ignorant of how the female body actually grows then, if you think its only possible for half ton whales to have boobs larger than the average girl

Untrue, but I'm sure it'll help you sleep at night thinking you got one over on some anon on a football message board.

Also, if I wanted to discuss the how's and why's of the female body and it's infinite glory, I'd of gone to Klotsch. But since we're here to talk shit to each other, how about we stick to that you dimwitted neanderthal? 

Seriously, do you mouth breathers ever stop slamming your faces with coleslaw long enough to actually read what subforum you're on?

And your wife is still a ***** cow.

(03-10-2016, 02:59 PM)McC Wrote: So, a thread that started about a Steelers player morphed into giant boobies.  O-kay.

Blame the real deal

hes the one that got butthurt that chris henry face planted himself into the grave

(03-10-2016, 03:01 PM)BigPapaKain Wrote: Untrue, but I'm sure it'll help you sleep at night thinking you got one over on some anon on a football message board.

Also, if I wanted to discuss the how's and why's of the female body and it's infinite glory, I'd of gone to Klotsch. But since we're here to talk shit to each other, how about we stick to that you dimwitted neanderthal? 

Seriously, do you mouth breathers ever stop slamming your faces with coleslaw long enough to actually read what subforum you're on?

And your wife is still a ***** cow.

i'll have to let her know that Big Papa Kain thinks being a size 2 is a cow

(03-10-2016, 03:03 PM)Griever Wrote: Blame the real deal

hes the one that got butthurt that chris henry face planted himself into the grave

Gee, why would anyone take offense at the utter lack of human decency involved in making fun of a tragic death and using it in a Smack Forum in a thread about whether or not a guy exercised poor judgment on Twitter?

And, of course, the natural progression would be giant boobs. That clears up everything.

(03-10-2016, 02:25 PM)Griever Wrote: yeah her back gives her problems every now and them, which is too be expected, but she likes them (doesnt like that it cost about 50 or 60 bucks for a bra)


yeah shes a leg girl too

That was one reason my wife had the reduction.  I remember the girl in college complaining that she couldn't buy "pretty" bras because of her size and the price to get ones that fit her.


As to another post here she was nowhere near heavy otherwise.  Plump, normal, but not heavy.  That's not how it works with breasts.

So what I've learned is griever has a fat wife and posts photoshopped pics in other forums ultimately living a double life. The real one being what I described and the fake one being the fairy tale life he made up for himself in response to me.  You truly can be anyone and have anything you want on the interwebs.

I'm guessing your "wife" is about as real as manti te'os girlfriend. But if "she" does exist I bet it looks about like this, give or take 20 lbs:






But hey, fat girls need loving too, right griever?

(03-09-2016, 11:38 AM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Naw...it'll be there.  Right next to OchoCinco's...........................................Kiss the baby.   

Chad is a HOF'er in his and only his mind

(03-09-2016, 12:32 PM)Griever Wrote: they can put his bust next to chris henrys face impression that he left in charlotte

or next to Webster and his shopping cart he used on the streets.