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06-28-2015, 01:36 AM
Congrats to my wife, Mrs. Zona. She just graduated from med school today and is now Dr. Zona!
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06-28-2015, 02:09 AM
Ask her if I have anal cancer or hemorroids. PMing the photos right now.
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06-28-2015, 02:09 AM
Congratulations!
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06-28-2015, 02:25 AM
(06-28-2015, 01:36 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Congrats to my wife, Mrs. Zona. She just graduated from med school today and is now Dr. Zona!

Congrats!
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06-28-2015, 02:41 AM
(06-28-2015, 02:09 AM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Ask her if I have anal cancer or hemorroids.  PMing the photos right now.

Looked like hamster bites to me.
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06-28-2015, 02:46 AM
(06-28-2015, 01:36 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Congrats to my wife, Mrs. Zona. She just graduated from med school today and is now Dr. Zona!

Let's all celebrate!

All we need to get started is a prescription for about 500 Dilaudid.
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06-28-2015, 12:06 PM
(06-28-2015, 02:09 AM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Ask her if I have anal cancer or hemorroids.  PMing the photos right now.

Actually, she is going to start work for an oncologist. Her specialty will be oncology (i.e. cancer).

But, in your case, she tells me it is probably neither. Just a bad case herpes. Ninja
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06-28-2015, 12:35 PM
That's great news, congratulations!
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06-29-2015, 12:10 AM
I need my prostate checked, can she help a brother out?
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06-29-2015, 12:18 AM
(06-29-2015, 12:10 AM)Beaker Wrote: I need my prostate checked, can she help a brother out?

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06-29-2015, 12:52 AM
(06-29-2015, 12:10 AM)Beaker Wrote: I need my prostate checked, can she help a brother out?

She has a tool for that. Just ask SCS. Ninja
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06-29-2015, 01:06 AM
Changes the entire meaning of the words,"Let's play doctor"!
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06-29-2015, 03:13 AM
Grats to you and your wife. Quite an accomplishment. May God bless her new career as it begins.
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06-29-2015, 10:38 AM
Congrats to the 'Zona family from Iowa!  
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06-29-2015, 04:42 PM
(06-29-2015, 01:06 AM)coachmcneil71 Wrote: Changes the entire meaning of the words,"Let's play doctor"!

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06-29-2015, 04:53 PM
(06-28-2015, 01:36 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Congrats to my wife, Mrs. Zona. She just graduated from med school today and is now Dr. Zona!
Does anybody else think it's an amazing coincidence that Dr. Zona and Bengal's last name is so similar to the name of the state in which they live?....  Crazy world.

Congrats to her.  That's quite an accomplishment.
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06-30-2015, 08:14 PM
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06-30-2015, 10:19 PM
(06-29-2015, 04:53 PM)jason Wrote: Does anybody else think it's an amazing coincidence that Dr. Zona and Bengal's last name is so similar to the name of the state in which they live?....  Crazy world.

Congrats to her.  That's quite an accomplishment.

Glad we moved here rather than California.

Bengalfornia?

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07-01-2015, 10:30 AM
(06-30-2015, 10:19 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Glad we moved here rather than California.

Bengalfornia?

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And Mrs Zona is glad you didn't move to Idaho.
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