The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone ...Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for aminute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent

A lot of this stuff is funny, but most people are ignoring the title of this thread.

(07-04-2015, 10:54 AM)fredtoast Wrote: A lot of this stuff is funny, but most people are ignoring the title of this thread.

The title was simply imported from the mothership and it was necessary for the survival of the thread. This site doesn't have as strict a set of rules. But i would certainly caution anyone that posts. Don't go too far. Probably also suggest that any pics of women and their assets or lack of clothes, be posted in the BTOD thread.

(07-04-2015, 12:25 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: The title was simply imported from the mothership and it was necessary for the survival of the thread. This site doesn't have as strict a set of rules. But i would certainly caution anyone that posts. Don't go too far. Probably also suggest that any pics of women and their assets or lack of clothes, be posted in the BTOD thread.

Its like the wild west out here. 

(07-04-2015, 01:05 PM)Westwood Bengal Wrote: Its like the wild west out here. 

Or maybe the wild westwood.

Ewww....that's neither clean nor funny.

(07-04-2015, 03:40 PM)Se ky bengal Wrote:

Ewww. Good Lord. 
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