(05-15-2015, 11:16 PM)Millhouse Wrote: “Merry Christmas. Sh***er was full.” — Cousin Eddie

"Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be any more surprised than I am right now."

"Clark.....that's the gift that gives the whole year through......

Indeed it is Edward, indeed it is......"

"It's good! It's good egg nog!"

......love that one.....


"Who? Who? What am I? A ****ing owl?"
-Al Pacino: Heat

(05-16-2015, 08:26 PM)Donnyho Wrote:

One of my favorites. I heard somewhere piper came up with that line when they asked him to come up with something more like what roddy would say.

(05-17-2015, 10:48 AM)Benton Wrote: One of my favorites. I heard somewhere piper came up with that line when they asked him to come up with something more like what roddy would say.

yeah, Piper was on 'The Art of Wrestling' podcast a few weeks ago and said Carpenter told him to just come up with something. Apparently it was something he'd written (or something very similar) when he was a wrestler but never got around to using it.

(05-15-2015, 10:15 AM)Interceptor Wrote:

This probably goes down as my most-quoted on a weekly basis.

Thanks to movies, I also know how to respond if someone asks if I'm a god, if someone says something stupid, or any time someone tries to join a conversation at a party without enough seats.

The entire opening speech in Patton also deserves a place on here.

https://youtu.be/mevxenJ6Mtc





I will say I probably quote Raising Arizona more than any other movies.

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(05-17-2015, 12:25 PM)bfine32 Wrote: https://youtu.be/mevxenJ6Mtc





I will say I probably quote Raising Arizona more than any other movies.

"Son, you got a panty on your head"

(05-17-2015, 12:19 PM)Ryuko Wrote: This probably goes down as my most-quoted on a weekly basis.

Thanks to movies, I also know how to respond if someone asks if I'm a god, if someone says something stupid, or any time someone tries to join a conversation at a party [b][/b]without enough seats.

The entire opening speech in Patton also deserves a place on here.

That's a great scene from Guardians. It just makes me want to go watch it again.

(05-15-2015, 10:17 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

"What's your name, scumbag?"

-- Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

"He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet."

Just a few quotes from The Dark Knight

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent

"You thought we could be decent men, in an indecent time! But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unpredjudiced. Fair." - Harvey Dent

"You see, their morals, their codes, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show ya. When the chips are down, these uh 'civilized' people? They'll eat each other" - The Joker

- Beautiful morning, sergeant!

- What are you a f'ing weatherman now?

"It's Czechoslovakia! We zip in, pick them up, we zip out. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia!"

I see we have our first banning......

(05-18-2015, 03:06 PM)Wyche Wrote: I see we have our first banning......

What? I'm not allowed to say "Czechoslovakia"?

Tombstone. (After the shootout at the creek, Doc Holiday is coughing up blood:)
"Doc, what are you doing out here? You should be in bed somewhere."
"Wyatt Earp is my friend."
"Hell, I got lots of friends."
"I don't."