As a reward for taking 3rd place in a fantasy football league last year I get naming/logo rights for another team during the 2015 season.  I am the only Bengals fan in the group as the rest are die-hard Steelers fans...the really obnoxious kind.  The kind that sent me jokes in college after Palmer had his knee shredded in the playoffs, that write their own fan songs for the team, that flock to my FB page every time the Steelers beat the Bengals, etc.

I'm looking for just a horrible team name to give one of these guys that they will have to use for the upcoming season, but smack talk is not one of my strengths.  If you have an idea for a team logo that would be awesome too.  Things I have thought about centering the team name on:

-Mike Tomlin tripping a guy during a play.
-The Steelers loss to Tebow in the playoffs.
-Sacred Cows like Rooney, Hines Ward, Terry Bradshaw, etc
-Current players that are just terrible human beings (Big Ben)

Any thoughts would be much appreciated.

(07-19-2015, 08:47 PM)sms520 Wrote: the really obnoxious kind. 

that was a given when you said they were Steelers fans.

Ben Throws Picks & Rapes Chicks

Might be a little too long.

edit: that's what she said. Just kidding, she said "No, stop."

(07-19-2015, 09:42 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: that was a given when you said they were Steelers fans.

Ben Throws Picks & Rapes Chicks

Might be a little too long.

edit: that's what she said. Just kidding, she said "No, stop."

Give the guy a break. When he heard "no, stop" he thought she meant that he wasn't allowed to stop. 

(07-19-2015, 08:47 PM)sms520 Wrote: As a reward for taking 3rd place in a fantasy football league last year I get naming/logo rights for another team during the 2015 season.  I am the only Bengals fan in the group as the rest are die-hard Steelers fans...the really obnoxious kind.  The kind that sent me jokes in college after Palmer had his knee shredded in the playoffs, that write their own fan songs for the team, that flock to my FB page every time the Steelers beat the Bengals, etc.

I'm looking for just a horrible team name to give one of these guys that they will have to use for the upcoming season, but smack talk is not one of my strengths.  If you have an idea for a team logo that would be awesome too.  Things I have thought about centering the team name on:

-Mike Tomlin tripping a guy during a play.
-The Steelers loss to Tebow in the playoffs.
-Sacred Cows like Rooney, Hines Ward, Terry Bradshaw, etc
-Current players that are just terrible human beings (Big Ben)

Any thoughts would be much appreciated.

I definitely think you need to incorporate Ben raping chicks!

Tomlin tripping might be nice with something like "Tripping Our Way to Victory"!

Gotta be something about Ben raping girls that would sound cool!

Tomlin's Trippers
Roid Ragers
Ben Dovers
Hit 'em When They Ain't Lookin'

Rapin' Bones and Trippin' Jones

Still Hurtin'

Throwin' picks and rapin' chicks

Wines Hard

Shitsburgh Stoolers....

UPDATE:

I've narrowed it down to three options and need help deciding (suggestion on improvements also welcome):

Option 1:  "Wines Hard"



Option 2:  "Pittsburgh Cosbys"



Option 3:  "Tim Top Ben Bottom"




Let me know what you think, I'll unveil the new team name and logo to the owner and the league at our annual meeting Friday.

(07-21-2015, 10:35 AM)sms520 Wrote: UPDATE:

I've narrowed it down to three options and need help deciding (suggestion on improvements also welcome):

Option 1:  "Wines Hard"



Option 2:  "Pittsburgh Cosbys"



Option 3:  "Tim Top Ben Bottom"




Let me know what you think, I'll unveil the new team name and logo to the owner and the league at our annual meeting Friday.

Tebow Top Ben Bottom

PA PR Nightmares
No means NO
PA Penal Team
Rust-Belt Rapists
Appalachian Hick Squad


Running out of time.... I'll think of more, later.

(07-21-2015, 01:34 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: Tebow Top Ben Bottom

yeah, this.....

The Stalls Have Eyes

Bathroom Pimp

She Said No

No Means Yes

No Means In A Bathroom Stall

(07-21-2015, 06:12 PM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: The Stalls Have Eyes

Winner!  (in my book)  +1

(07-21-2015, 09:24 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote:

I see #10, but it doesn't look like Kordell.