Any wanna be rappers wanna spit some lines?

I'll start:

Spitting these bars clever with every line
I am infinite years before and after my prime
Listen to the to flow you know that its dope
I should botttle it up and sell as coke
But not the cola because it's sick, ebola

Ok so that's not 16 bars but you get the point.

There once was a man from Nantucket....

we do we have here...

Here are some lines I dropped back in my college days.

I gotta PC 2 and a disc that's floppy
I like Ronald Reagan not Muamamar Gaddafi

I'll try to bring my level down for comprehension
It's not an easy decision to be traversing dimensions

They say I should be livid but I chose to be civic
That's why I defy a bunch of listless statistics

Hot flow melt your dome you might call it acidic
Tell your friends, tell my foes that I'm finally in this

whistle while you work
Hitler was a jerk
Mussolini bit his weeny
now it doesn't squirt

I got a grey kitty, white one
And a tabby too
And a big orange guy
who puts snakes in my shoes
Mad MC skills, leave ya struck
And I roll with ma kitties
And I'm hard as f**k
I am down with Plato and Socrates
And I like to get busy with all the la-dies
grunt- grunt
Sumthin', sumthin', sumthin'
grunt
Up in ma shed, up in ma shed

(08-07-2015, 11:36 AM)bengal_fan_in_toronto Wrote: whistle while you work
Hitler was a jerk
Mussolini bit his weeny
now it doesn't squirt

You got mad rhymes, yo. 

Time is truly wastin'
There's no garentee
Smiles in the makin'
You gotta fight the powers that be

Got so many voices
Talkin' all the same things
Images all around me
Faces full of pain

I try to play my music
They say my musics to loud
I try talkin' bout it
Got the big run around
When I roll with the punches
I got knocked on the ground
By all this bullshit goin' down

Plagiarism is a wonderful thing.