What do you do to kill time when you are by yourself?

Just take a second and imagine what answer you're likely to get on an internet message board populated by 99% dudes.

Beat my meat.



Love cooking a good steak and using my free time by hammering it and tenderizing it.

I live for alone time...  Too bad I never get it.

Sometimes I post on here.

Sometimes I jerk off.

Sometimes I do neither.

Sometimes I do both.

I'm either on here, or surfing porn. But I never jerk off while on here, isn't that violating the CoC?

(08-10-2015, 06:49 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: I'm either on here, or surfing porn.  But I never jerk off while on here, isn't that violating the CoC?

Isn't it still violating the CoC if your not here?

(08-10-2015, 07:06 PM)mallorian69 Wrote: Isn't it still violating the CoC if your not here?

I guess it's all in how you look at it.  But basically......yes.

When I'm alone? I do what ever I feel like... at least until the wife gets home.

Come to think of it, being divorced and single certainly had it's advantages. (j/k wouldn't actually trade my wife for the world)

(08-10-2015, 06:46 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Sometimes I post on here.

Sometimes I jerk off.

Sometimes I do neither.

Sometimes I do both.

Just as long as your not doing them at the same time haha

(08-10-2015, 07:35 PM)StLucieBengal Wrote: Just as long as your not doing them at the same time haha

Sometimes your posts can be incredibly arrousing. 

Wow yes, this was not productive at all!!..... LOL... I shuld have nun better...  

Mostly just try to see how much beer I can drink.

Sleep

(08-10-2015, 09:03 PM)Bmoreblitz Wrote: Sleep

You sleep when you could masturbate?  You can sleep when you die, work that thing!!!!  

(08-10-2015, 10:24 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: You sleep when you could masturbate?  You can sleep when you die, work that thing!!!!  

It's hard to argue with that.

(08-10-2015, 06:46 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Sometimes I do both.

This.

Seriously. Right now. This. Both. 
















Aaaaaand now I'm just posting.

You're welcome for that mental picture.

Get along with the voices inside of my head.

(08-10-2015, 06:46 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Sometimes I post on here.

Sometimes I jerk off.

Sometimes I do neither.

Sometimes I do both.

I sit around thinking of false accusations I can make against Obama, Hillary and Democrats because I fear them so much.

And also to impress the drunk guys who beat their wives at the bar down the street.