(12-17-2017, 04:16 PM)Yojimbo Wrote: No, it's the middle.

Less filling!

(12-17-2017, 04:18 PM)leonardfan40 Wrote: Ohhh tell me more. Is Halton a he or a she?

Halton is an Ultratech SexBot ver 938452.

Bengals are just phoning it in now.

(12-17-2017, 04:14 PM)Yojimbo Wrote: I think a gold jacket trumps a Super Bowl loss.

Maybe you should tell Fouts.

I am embarrassed with how much I dislike Mike Brown. Maybe he's like a super nice guy, like a funny old Uncle or Grandpa or something.

All I have to go on is how he has run this franchise for the last 30 years. And based on that, he is clearly grossly incompetent, unwilling to invest at the level required, and has zero self awareness of his own limitations as an NFL Owner/Executive.

(12-17-2017, 04:18 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Halton is an Ultratech SexBot ver 938452.

They fix the bugs on the 452s, or do they still spark?

(12-17-2017, 04:18 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Halton is an Ultratech SexBot ver 938452.

Damn!!!


You've worn out 938451 versions already?!?!

(12-17-2017, 04:14 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: The right side of the offensive line is going to get Andy Dalton hurt.

Shocked it hasn't happened already.

We have apparently not even seen bottom yet.

The music in the locker room pre-game must have been Prince's "Today we're going to play like its 1999!!"

(12-17-2017, 04:20 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: They fix the bugs on the 452s, or do they still spark?

Let's just say I've spent some time in the emergency room coming up with "zany stories" to try to explain why I keep having penile trauma.

(12-17-2017, 04:20 PM)matmaven Wrote: I am embarrassed with how much I dislike Mike Brown.  Maybe he's like a super nice guy, like a funny old Uncle or Grandpa or something.

All I have to go on is how he has run this franchise for the last 30 years.  And based on that, he is clearly grossly incompetent, unwilling to invest at the level required, and has zero self awareness of his own limitations as an NFL Owner/Executive.

(12-17-2017, 04:18 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Halton is an Ultratech SexBot ver 938452.

Ah even better! Can I borrow when you’re done? Not for sex stuff, there are countless other uses for it 

(12-17-2017, 04:20 PM)McC Wrote: We have apparently not even seen bottom yet.

Well at least it's not as bad as the 90's... or is it now?

Wait till the Browns turn around their team.

On the bright side this is the best time to teach your dog to roll over and play dead.

Make it watch the game!

(12-17-2017, 04:19 PM)Supadave Wrote: Bengals are just phoning it in now.

Yeah,  Marvin is sucking at coaching one o"clock games now too!

(12-17-2017, 04:22 PM)Rattler Wrote:

I see Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley is on the Bengals' staff now.  Nice pickup.

Dammit...a forced punt

(12-17-2017, 04:21 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Let's just say I've spent some time in the emergency room coming up with "zany stories" to try to explain why I keep having penile trauma.

Try telling the truth.  Maybe some nice nurse will offer to help you out preventing the issue, if you know what I mean.