You know who's remodeling his bathroom: The Eifert Tiler.

(08-01-2018, 01:57 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Well, you know how it is. Some people are funny and some people just try really hard. 

Well, I guess had I envisioned Fred in a white suit sitting on a park bench while telling this joke, I would have grinned. However, if he was sitting at same bench wearing his moose knuckle bibs and a piece of straw in his mouth? I would have lmao.

(07-31-2018, 12:42 PM)fredtoast Wrote: The Eifert Towler

I liked it, keep em coming fred!

It was mildly amusing. In a colonoscopy kinda' way.

(08-01-2018, 04:12 AM)Thundercloud Wrote: You know who's remodeling his bathroom: The Eifert Tiler.

(08-01-2018, 04:12 AM)Thundercloud Wrote: You know who's remodeling his bathroom: The Eifert Tiler.

You know who's doing some gardening? The Eifert Tiller

(08-01-2018, 04:12 AM)Thundercloud Wrote: You know who's remodeling his bathroom: The Eifert Tiler.

The cringe is strong in this thread...

The Bengals next tight end.

I have a joke too.

What was jaguars QB Bort Bortles flagged for? UnBORTsmanlike conduct!!!!

(08-02-2018, 01:11 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I have a joke too.

What was jaguars QB Bort Bortles flagged for?  UnBORTsmanlike conduct!!!!

What do Jaguars QBs drink after the game? Bortles of Coca cola.

Tyler Eifert’s towel boy is bored. Eifert hasn’t broken a sweat since 2015.

(08-01-2018, 03:36 PM)PhilHos Wrote: You know who's doing some gardening? The Eifert Tiller

So he can grow an Eifert flower.

(08-04-2018, 02:49 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: Tyler Eifert’s towel boy is bored. Eifert hasn’t broken a sweat since 2015.

Q: What do you get when you breed a Tyler Eifert and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks On injury list.

Q: Why is Tyler Eifert like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

(08-01-2018, 08:32 PM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: The cringe is strong in this thread...

nudge nudge wink wink

I get 'is wife calls him the 'Eifert Tower'

'e says with a knowing smile

Thought it was witty, but totally get the rotten fruit and vegetables being heaved at the stage.

Where do the bubbles in the injury hot tub come from ?

The Ei"fart" Tubber !

Ok that was really bad go ahead and direct the firing of smelly produce at me for that one.

Sorry, exit stage right.

Mama mia!! Iloka over here and I see da awful Eifert jokes!!