I'll get it started.


My heart has no room for you. The trunk of my car, most definitely does.


-many a man

LOL - funny you post this thread. I was just chatting with my daughter and she was depressed because she failed at something.

My response: Get used to failing. Its how you get used to trying again. Eventually, you make it. Then you appreciate it. Success is being patient with yourself and fighting the evil thoughts of failure every morning when you get up, and the devil tells you your doomed before you even get a shower and brush your teeth. But you do it anyway and go out and conquer the day and say "Duck You Satan!" We'll do this again tomorrow you wussy!

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan.

(09-08-2018, 09:32 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan.

Well, Michigan did give us Kid Rock.  I can appreciate them for that, but they can keep their damn mosquitos..  

(09-08-2018, 09:46 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Well, Michigan did give us Kid Rock.  I can appreciate them for that, but they can keep their damn mosquitos..  

You saying Kid Rock brought Malaria into Ohio? That son-of-a- well, you know I cant finish it.

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard." - Ron Swanson

I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken. - Me -

Life is like a bicycle.

To keep your balance you have to keep moving.

Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin' world go round.

-Freddy Mercury

Don't worry about losing your accent, a southern man tells better jokes
Drive-By Truckers

I judge a man's blocking ability based on his proficiency at pouring ketchup.


-Paul Alexander

(09-08-2018, 09:46 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Well, Michigan did give us Kid Rock.  I can appreciate them for that, but they can keep their damn mosquitos..  

Actually Michigan is best known for being the original pattern for mittens.. That upper peninsula? Just a broken fingernail.. 

Simplicity equals complexity.

Me

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

AE

It's not true that I had nothing on

I had the Bengals game on

Always read the small print (that is where the details are that will screw up your life).

Any woman worth doing is worth......wait, better look this one up again

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat . Sometimes you get pissed off.  ~Bathroom stall humor.