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(10-21-2018, 11:45 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: Like a chump “hey.”

Yup.

Like a chump hey Cool
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(10-21-2018, 11:31 AM)jfkbengals Wrote: You made it REALLY hard to think about the joke!

I didn't create that one, but I know exactly what you mean! ThumbsUp
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(10-21-2018, 12:40 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: I didn't create that one, but I know exactly what you mean! ThumbsUp

I dont know what it is, but ever since you got that new sig BZ, my right arm seems larger than the other?  Excited
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(10-21-2018, 01:06 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: I dont know what it is, but ever since you got that new sig BZ, my right arm seems larger than the other?  Excited

Yeah. If I were Claudia Chriatian, I'd be grabbing myself too! :andy:
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Is it weird that I just discovered this thread? OK two of my favorite jokes that were probably posted here years ago.

Quote:A man walks into work and his boss sees him and says,
"Dude, you look bad." The man says, "But I feel good."
Boss says "I don't know, I'd have that checked out if I were you."
He walks towards his office and a co-worker sees him and says,
"Dude, you look bad."
He says, "But I feel good." Co-worker says, "I don't know, I'd have
that checked out if I were you."
So he goes to his doctor and while wating to see him a new intern see's him
and says, "Dude, you look bad."
He says, "Yeah, I know, but I feel good. What does that mean?"
The intern says, "Well, lets look it up in the medical dictionary."
The intern grabs the book and starts flippin through pages, muttering under his breath, "That would be under L, right ?"
"Ah, here it is. Looks bad, feels good. Dude, you're a vagina."

Quote:Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own.

A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?"

"Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill -- I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, um, she got fired, too."
“History teaches that grave threats to liberty often come in times of urgency, when constitutional rights seem too extravagant to endure.”-Thurgood Marshall

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(10-22-2018, 05:31 PM)michaelsean Wrote: Is it weird that I just discovered this thread?

Welcome to the Dark Side.
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(10-22-2018, 05:31 PM)michaelsean Wrote:
Quote:Looks bad, feels good. Dude, you're a vagina."


Is it weird that I just discovered this thread?  OK two of my favorite jokes that were probably posted here years ago.

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(10-23-2018, 07:34 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: [Image: h1FA2DC83]

Did you catch the name of the optometrist?   Hilarious
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(10-23-2018, 06:14 PM)Jason_NC Wrote: Did you catch the name of the optometrist?   Hilarious

I did now. Would have never seen it otherwise.
“History teaches that grave threats to liberty often come in times of urgency, when constitutional rights seem too extravagant to endure.”-Thurgood Marshall

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