Great game, you prime-time hero you.

But that's not the point of this thread.

The point is, shave that freaking hair off your face, you turnover machine.

Beyond that, let the excuses flow.

Who the **** thought it was a good idea to let this man have commercials?

He has golf ball sized throat nodes. He sounds like his tongue is stapled to the roof of his mouth.

5 Ints and a fumble in 2 games. Good grief and I felt I got a steal when I drafted him in the 3rd round of my fantasy football league. He will be benched next week.

Andrew Luck
3 TDs 6 turnovers
Browns offense out preforms the colts offense against the Jets.


Andrew Luck is 10-12 to opponents outside of his division since 2013.

The Colts look almost as shitty as the Ravens.

Does Coltsfan4ever respect the Jets?

I lose track.

Which QB is Which?

QB1:
17-4-1 outside his division since 2013
5 TDs 0 turnovers in 2015

QB2
10-12 outside his division since 2013
3 TDs 6 turnovers in 2015

(09-22-2015, 12:37 AM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: The Colts look almost as shitty as the Ravens.

I'll go out on a limb and give Coltsfan credit in advance.  He will at least show up to take his lumps unlike Poe who vanishes every time the Ravens lose.  Let's just say we won't be seeing Poe much this year.

(09-22-2015, 12:55 AM)Bengaldor Wrote: I'll go out on a limb and give Coltsfan credit in advance.  He will at least show up to take his lumps unlike Poe who vanishes every time the Ravens lose.  Let's just say we won't be seeing Poe much this year.

I agree.
Coltsy will show up, but serve some leftover playoff smack to deflect.

Remember when I said Reggie Wayne was like 90% of the Colts team ?

(09-22-2015, 12:37 AM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: The Colts look almost as shitty as the Ravens.

Hey, at least we look better than the Colts. Be fair. 

(09-22-2015, 06:20 AM)BmorePat87 Wrote: Hey, at least we look better than the Colts. Be fair. 

Eh...

The Raiders? Tough call.

(09-22-2015, 06:27 AM)BigPapaKain Wrote: Eh...

The Raiders? Tough call.

Road v Home. Close/Had the lead v Not close/Never leading.  Flacco was good vs. Luck was Cable Andrew Luck with his big beard and no shirt.


At least we're not the worst 0-2 team! It's the little things...

(09-22-2015, 12:55 AM)Bengaldor Wrote: I'll go out on a limb and give Coltsfan credit in advance.  He will at least show up to take his lumps unlike Poe who vanishes every time the Ravens lose.  Let's just say we won't be seeing Poe much this year.

Oh, for sure.  I "respect" coltsfan...he eats his crow and shows up no matter what. 

It warms my heart to see a player who the media has tried to ram down our throats ad nauseam struggle so that they have to find somebody else to overrate and promote. And of course the same exact shit will happen with the new player and the cycle will repeat.

(09-22-2015, 06:41 AM)BmorePat87 Wrote: Road v Home. Close/Had the lead v Not close/Never leading.  Flacco was good vs. Luck was Cable Andrew Luck with his big beard and no shirt.


At least we're not the worst 0-2 team! It's the little things...

But...it's the Raiders.

(09-22-2015, 07:44 AM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: I "respect" coltsfan...

Wait...if I respect coltsfan, and coltsfan respects the Steelers.......Nooooooooo!!!! 

The respect just ended, coltsfan.  You had an entire hour of it.  Feel lucky.

(09-22-2015, 08:50 AM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Wait...if I respect coltsfan, and coltsfan respects the Steelers.......Nooooooooo!!!! 

The respect just ended, coltsfan.  You had an entire hour of it.  Feel lucky.

I believe anti-transitive is the word that will save you.

(09-22-2015, 09:23 AM)michaelsean Wrote: I believe anti-transitive is the word that will save you.

He hates Caitlyn Jenner?



But he still respects Coltsfan.

(09-22-2015, 12:37 AM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: The Colts look almost as shitty as the Ravens.

almost

did he think it was a playoff game? dudes a turnover machine, and people wanna call him a top 5 qb