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That was confusing. Panthers, Falcons, etc did such a better job with this.
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(04-19-2019, 01:40 PM)Au165 Wrote: That was confusing. Panthers, Falcons, etc did such a better job with this.
Yea, I have no clue how this got thru any level of approvals. It was really bad. There media relations group is pretty terrible. So many teams are so much more entertaining/engaging to fans.
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This is something a high schooler would make after renting a mascot costume for a day.
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(04-19-2019, 02:04 PM)ochocincos Wrote: This is something a high schooler would make after renting a mascot costume for a day.
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That's just terrible. No hype, just stupid. "Hey everyone, I'm so psyched now for the Bengals 2019 season after watching the mascot roll around Cincinnati and the stadium."
Good grief I hope the quality of this "Hype" video is not what we can expect from the franchise this year. 
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I'm not sure what to think. If it was to get me pumped up, it failed.
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Yikes. They might as well as just posted a video with a guy holding cue-cards and flipping through them, end the video with a gigantic fart sound and call it a dey. Jeez, this is some cheap work even for Mikey B.
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I assume that was made by one of Mike Brown's grand nephews, or something. But yeah, hard to believe that is marketing a sport that can cripple you. Looks more like a bumper that outlines the Nick Jr morning show schedule.
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(04-19-2019, 02:37 PM)AcquisitionNately120 Wrote: I assume that was made by one of Mike Brown's grand nephews, or something.
Probably the same guy that handles free agency acquisitions. 
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(04-19-2019, 02:37 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I assume that was made by one of Mike Brown's grand nephews, or something.
If he didn’t do this hype video than who would? The guy from the falcons? You can’t just criticize. You have to solve the problem, Natley. Are you gonna go to Walmart and get a guy to do this video? Those guys don’t exist. You have to deal In the universe of options you have.
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(04-19-2019, 02:48 PM)Hoofhearted Wrote: If he didn’t do this hype video than who would? The guy from the falcons? You can’t just criticize. You have to solve the problem, Natley. Are you gonna go to Walmart and get a guy to do this video? Those guys don’t exist. You have to deal In the universe of options you have.
Good point. I will admit that video has given me quite the craving for frosted flakes, though. Off to Wal-Mart!
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(04-19-2019, 02:54 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Good point. I will admit that video has given me quite the craving for frosted flakes, though. Off to Wal-Mart!
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Its kind of the perfect message from them about the upcoming season. They are telling us that it will be rather boring, really lame, a snoozefest, and not worthy of an investment of our time nor money.
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(04-19-2019, 02:44 PM)George Cantstandya Wrote: Probably the same guy that handles free agency acquisitions.
He didn’t have anything better to do
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I would love to of been in on the brainstorming session for this. Can you imagine how many good plans or videos were laid out before this piece? Give me your best ideas that you think they had
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(04-19-2019, 02:25 PM)sandwedge Wrote: I'm not sure what to think. If it was to get me pumped up, it failed.
It's hard to get pumped watching a fake tiger on a scooter.
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(04-19-2019, 03:40 PM)ochocincos Wrote: It's hard to get pumped watching a fake tiger on a scooter.
Would it have helped if they would have included a cameo appearance by Barney the Dinosaur ? 
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At least the theme song wasn’t Katy perry. But yeah, pretty lame even if they would have used Guns & Roses.
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Just bad, very poor attempt.
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