Even the national talking heads are giving the Bengals kudos.

But how good are they?

With a 4-0 start and already holding a two game lead in the division some fans think THIS is the year...for something.

What will it be?

Win the Super Bowl?
or
Win a playoff game?

(10-06-2015, 07:34 AM)GMDino Wrote: Even the national talking heads are giving the Bengals kudos.

But how good are they?

With a 4-0 start and already holding a two game lead in the division some fans think THIS is the year...for something.

What will it be?

Win the Super Bowl?
or
Win a playoff game?

Well, you can't do the former without doing the latter, sooo ... both.

If we start trusting Hill again and he holds on to the ball to make us ok with giving him the ball 20 to 25 times a game, this team is a legit Super Bowl contender.

Andy is playing lights-out right now and can lead us to victory against anyone, we have a handful of good receivers, and our defense is playing some damn good football, and that's without our second-best defender (Burfict).

Right now, top-to-bottom, this is one of the best and most complete teams in the league.

I hold the opinion that Andy took penis enlargement pills over the offseason and it was enough to inspire the entire team to their current greatness. One look at his majestic dong turned the team from choke artists into future All-Pros. Legend says that Andy may not even be using enhancement, but he actually kept his penis hidden from the team for the first 4 years of his career. One day, he decided enough was enough, he needed to show the guys and inspire them to greatness that the Bengals haven't seen in over 2 long decades. Andy finally unsheathed the beast, and now we have the 2015 Bengals as we all know it.

Our fellow poster Brad Fritz happens to be an expert on such, and has enlightened us all. I'm glad he's here to take us through the journey of Andy's inspirational schlong.

(08-12-2015, 05:46 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: Anybody see that hog?!

GOOD LORD!

(08-12-2015, 08:25 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: It was IMPRESSIVE!

(08-12-2015, 10:51 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: You're damn skippy I am!

More than being impressed just for the sake of being impressed, I'm impressed because that has to inspire the team!

(08-12-2015, 11:16 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: Wouldn't go to that extreme and I was half-joking with that comment, but they'd definitely look at him different than if it was tiny.

It may be in their subconscious, but I think it's definitely there.

(08-13-2015, 06:17 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: Real men can appreciate another man's manhood 

Not like I'd ever go touch it, look at it more than would be heterosexually acceptable, or even look at it in any sexual way, but in admiration?  You're damn straight   

(10-06-2015, 10:02 AM)djs7685 Wrote: I hold the opinion that Andy took penis enlargement pills over the offseason and it was enough to inspire the entire team to their current greatness. One look at his majestic dong turned the team from choke artists into future All-Pros. Legend says that Andy may not even be using enhancement, but he actually kept his penis hidden from the team for the first 4 years of his career. One day, he decided enough was enough, he needed to show the guys and inspire them to greatness that the Bengals haven't seen in over 2 long decades. Andy finally unsheathed the beast, and now we have the 2015 Bengals as we all know it.

Our fellow poster Brad Fritz happens to be an expert on such, and has enlightened us all. I'm glad he's here to take us through the journey of Andy's inspirational schlong.

haha!!!!  

How do you not realize what a complete joke you are?!  

1  That was marginally funny A LONG TIME AGO


2  You keep going back to that, which wasn't even that funny to begin with, because you're an unoriginal dork.

3  This was a serious thread and post by me, but you're too big of a child to engage in a serious discussion.

(10-06-2015, 10:15 AM)BFritz21 Wrote: haha!!!!  

How do you not realize what a complete joke you are?!  

1  That was marginally funny A LONG TIME AGO


2  You keep going back to that, which wasn't even that funny to begin with, because you're an unoriginal dork.

3  This was a serious thread and post by me, but you're too big of a child to engage in a serious discussion.

As for the first part, you should listen to this guy...

BFritz21 Wrote:you need some new material, but you're an unoriginal troll, so carry on.

Seriously, all you ever do is run around with "YOU'RE A JOKE!!!!" "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF A JOKE YOU ARE???" "NOBODY TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY BECAUSE YOU'RE A JOKE!!!!". Your lines have sucked from the beginning, but now you're just running them straight into the ground too. It must suck to have unfunny AND old material. What a hack.

As far as your numbered shit goes...

1. It's still funny.

2. Yeah, it's still funny. It's probably not as original of material as "DO YOU KNOW WHAT A JOKE YOU ARE?!?!?!?!?!", but hey, we can't all be special enough to not understand hypocrisy.

3. It's in the smack forum. Therefore, you're a moron.

Go flick your bean to some Stephen Hawking porn and settle your dumb ass down.

(10-06-2015, 10:29 AM)djs7685 Wrote: As for the first part, you should listen to this guy...


Seriously, all you ever do is run around with "YOU'RE A JOKE!!!!" "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF A JOKE YOU ARE???" "NOBODY TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY BECAUSE YOU'RE A JOKE!!!!". Your lines have sucked from the beginning, but now you're just running them straight into the ground too. It must suck to have unfunny AND old material. What a hack.

As far as your numbered shit goes...

1. It's still funny.

2. Yeah, it's still funny. It's probably not as original of material as "DO YOU KNOW WHAT A JOKE YOU ARE?!?!?!?!?!", but hey, we can't all be special enough to not understand hypocrisy.

3. It's in the smack forum. Therefore, you're a moron.

Go flick your bean to some Stephen Hawking porn and settle your dumb ass down.

If you'd come up with something original or classic, or even funny, than I wouldn't need to post that you're an unfunny joke.  Not trying to be funny or interesting, like you are with your stupid comments, so repeating that doesn't lose it's meaning.

1  It was a stupid joke to begin with and definitely even more stupid now.

2  Now you're going back even farther because you have nothing original to post!  (However, what you're referring to was hypocrisy, but one would have to be intelligent enough to understand the relation between hypocrisy and irony.)

3  It's the smack forum, which is why I'm calling you out on being an unfunny troll.

The bengals have had a favorable schedule thus far. But that is OK. You must beat the next team up. And they do it convincingly.
Right now the bengals are a very good team.

(10-06-2015, 11:44 AM)Blutarsky Wrote: The bengals have had a favorable schedule thus far. But that is OK. You must beat the next team up. And they do it convincingly.
Right now the bengals are a very good team.

It didn look as favoriable before the seasons started.

Ravens and KC both have face some good teams too and probly turn it around for the better before to long.

(10-06-2015, 11:17 AM)djs7685 Wrote:

Right 

Go back to being an unfunny troll.

(10-06-2015, 12:27 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: Right 

Go back to being an unfunny troll.

So then what you are saying is that his post was the opposite of all of that.   

(10-06-2015, 12:33 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: So then what you are saying is that his post was the opposite of all of that.   

Come on now, it's Brad.

He doesn't even know how to tie a pair of shoes, how do you expect him to put words in an order that makes sense with what he's trying to say?

I don’t know which is creepier: Brad’s fascination with Andy’s junk or folk’s fascination of Brad’s fascination.
 
Please no one get fascinated about my fascination of with fascination is more fascinating.
 
As to the OP: I vote for winning a Super Bowl without winning a Playoff game.

(10-06-2015, 01:35 PM)bfine32 Wrote: As to the OP: I vote for winning a Super Bowl without winning a Playoff game.

Now that's fascinating.

(10-06-2015, 01:35 PM)bfine32 Wrote: I don’t know which is creepier: Brad’s fascination with Andy’s junk or folk’s fascination of Brad’s fascination.
 
Please no one get fascinated about my fascination of with fascination is more fascinating.
 
As to the OP: I vote for winning a Super Bowl without winning a Playoff game.

Coming from a guy that thinks that making fun of somebody in the intended forum for making fun of people is "creepy", I'd say you chose the right option for your mental capacity.

(10-06-2015, 01:35 PM)bfine32 Wrote: I don’t know which is creepier: Brad’s fascination with Andy’s junk or folk’s fascination of Brad’s fascination.
 
Please no one get fascinated about my fascination of with fascination is more fascinating.
 
As to the OP: I vote for winning a Super Bowl without winning a Playoff game.

I would just like a ruling on what is heteroxeually an acceptable limit to look at another guys wang.  Also what would be the heterosexually acceptable number of posts one could make commenting affectionately about another mans junk.

(10-06-2015, 10:15 AM)BFritz21 Wrote: 3  This was a serious thread and post by me, but you're too big of a child to engage in a serious discussion.

THis was you big mistake...THis is the smack forum soooooooo.

(10-06-2015, 01:40 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: I would just like a ruling on what is heteroxeually an acceptable limit to look at another guys wang.  Also what would be the heterosexually acceptable number of posts one could make commenting affectionately about another mans junk.

I'm 100% certain that it's something that will live with Brad as long as he posts on here, and I'm not the only person that will bring it up.

There are some things that you just have to deal with getting goofed on for if you say them on a public board that you're an active member of. About a dozen posts in admiration of a dude's dick is one of those things.

(10-06-2015, 10:15 AM)BFritz21 Wrote: haha!!!!  

How do you not realize what a complete joke you are?!  

1  That was marginally funny A LONG TIME AGO


2  You keep going back to that, which wasn't even that funny to begin with, because you're an unoriginal dork.

3  This was a serious thread and post by me, but you're too big of a child to engage in a serious discussion.

Why cant you ever just play something off in a joking way, instead of always going off in such a serious  manner?

It would make your time around here a lot more enjoyable.