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RE: Search For Tomorrow - Nate (formerly eliminate08) - 12-10-2016

(12-03-2016, 05:27 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: [Image: p01bqlxt.jpg]

Susanna Hoff was/is one of the hottest singers of all time.

Would bang that bangle, she is beautiful and love her voice.

Love those hot petite brunettes.

BTW, the Bengals don't suck, the coaches suck.

RE: Search For Tomorrow - grampahol - 12-11-2016

Here's how WE get to the top of the search.. Each of us as men, women, children, dogs and cats, bowl-legged mosquitoes and cross-eyed ants must appeal to every other football city with jilted fans and tell them the truth about the powers that be that will forever prohibit any of us from ever celebrating a super bowl win and to join us in embracing our teams collective wisdom of relieving us of the stress of ever having to wonder if we can win the super bowl two years in a row since it has become painfully obvious that it's never going to happen. We can't rewrite the script and the only vote and voice we have or will ever have is to embrace our teams and to build enormous temples in our cities of our teams ownerships where we can all go either pray for the impossible or just watch something else on tv during the playoffs from now on..
So fans of other crappy teams, join us and learn to celebrate inept coaches and milquetoast post game interviews of "We just have to play better"  and begin the planning stages of the day we all storm NFL headquarters to do away with the powers that be and not only hang Roger Goodell in effigy,but actually hang Roger Goodell and his minions at half time on live TV during the super bowl that we're never going to be in ..
Ok..Yes..Wall of text, check ! 
 Yes, conspiracy theoryish, check ! 
Yes, completely unreasonable , check ! 
We have nothing to lose ( other than our freedom , reputations and money ) and everything to gain (other than anything at all ) 

RE: Search For Tomorrow - rfaulk34 - 12-11-2016

(12-03-2016, 01:47 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: I know I'm "bored" because the Bengals "suck".

Btw, an old buddy of mine from Hamilton used to call them the Bangles. Very annoying. Slightly more annoying than Phil Simms calling them "the Bingals".

When i started reading your post, my first thought was that Simms' "Bingles" was my favorite. It's the one i use when mispronouncing. 

RE: Search For Tomorrow - Shake n Blake - 12-11-2016

(12-11-2016, 02:46 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: When i started reading your post, my first thought was that Simms' "Bingles" was my favorite. It's the one i use when mispronouncing. 

I'm sure Simms munches on Pringles while watching the Bingles.

RE: Search For Tomorrow - rfaulk34 - 12-12-2016

(12-11-2016, 08:57 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: I'm sure Simms munches on Pringles while watching the Bingles.

And his belly jingles.

RE: Search For Tomorrow - SHRacerX - 12-12-2016

Could I add a write-in option?

How about "The Bengals beat down the steelers and Pig Ben craps his pants while being destroyed by Burfict on National TV"

RE: Search For Tomorrow - xxlt - 12-19-2016

Update: The Bangles are entrenched in second place, and suck has once again pulled in front of board.