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International be kind to lawyers day - Bryan - 04-09-2019
Today 04/09/19 is international be kind to lawyers day. So everyone be sure to be extra nice to Fred today
RE: International be kind to lawyers day - Bengalzona - 04-09-2019
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.
RE: International be kind to lawyers day - Tiger Teeth - 04-09-2019
Happy Sharks Day fred.
RE: International be kind to lawyers day - HarleyDog - 04-09-2019
(04-09-2019, 06:09 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.
Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.
(04-09-2019, 08:54 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Happy Sharks Day fred.
![[Image: shark.gif]](http://www.iciclesoftware.com/LawJokes/shark.gif)
RE: International be kind to lawyers day - fredtoast - 04-09-2019
Why do labs now use lawyers instead of rats as test animals?
They could get lawyers to do things rats wouldn't.
RE: International be kind to lawyers day - Bryan - 04-09-2019
(04-09-2019, 09:07 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Why do labs now use lawyers instead of rats as test animals?
They could get lawyers to do things rats wouldn't.
RE: International be kind to lawyers day - XenoMorph - 04-12-2019
(04-09-2019, 04:25 PM)Bryan Wrote: Today 04/09/19 is international be kind to lawyers day. So everyone be sure to be extra nice to Fred today
We need to get him an engraved gopher hitting stick
RE: International be kind to lawyers day - Beaker - 04-13-2019
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