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04-09-2019, 04:25 PM
Today 04/09/19 is international be kind to lawyers day. So everyone be sure to be extra nice to Fred today  Ninja Ninja Ninja

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04-09-2019, 06:09 PM
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.
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04-09-2019, 08:54 PM
Happy Sharks Day fred. Hilarious
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04-09-2019, 09:01 PM
(04-09-2019, 06:09 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.

Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.

(04-09-2019, 08:54 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Happy Sharks Day fred. Hilarious

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04-09-2019, 09:07 PM
Why do labs now use lawyers instead of rats as test animals?

They could get lawyers to do things rats wouldn't.
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04-09-2019, 09:08 PM
(04-09-2019, 09:07 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Why do labs now use lawyers instead of rats as test animals?

They could get lawyers to do things rats wouldn't.

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04-12-2019, 02:10 PM
(04-09-2019, 04:25 PM)Bryan Wrote: Today 04/09/19 is international be kind to lawyers day. So everyone be sure to be extra nice to Fred today  Ninja Ninja Ninja

We need to get him an engraved gopher hitting stick
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