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Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - reuben.ahmed - 10-12-2024

This is Jungle Noise, how come we don't have a thread on this? 
  • Every other NFL team probably has a thread about how they wished they had our QB based on looks alone.
https://www.si.com/nfl/bengals/news/people-magazine-names-joe-burrow-nfl-s-sexiest-quarterback-01j9xvebrbhj


RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - TecmoBengals - 10-12-2024

I thirst for a Super Bowl, not Joe Burrow.


RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - Awful Llama - 10-12-2024

Makes sense.

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RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - TecmoBengals - 10-12-2024

(10-12-2024, 07:17 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Makes sense.

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RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - michaelsean - 10-12-2024

I’ll take an ugly Super Bowl winner please.


RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - TecmoBengals - 10-12-2024

(10-12-2024, 10:29 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I’ll take an ugly Super Bowl winner please.

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RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - Browns Town Bengal - 10-12-2024

(10-12-2024, 10:29 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I’ll take an ugly Super Bowl winner please.

Too bad Neil O Donnell didn't lead us there because he was by far the ugliest QB I can remember


RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - bfine32 - 10-12-2024

Jeff Rowe was sexier:

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RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - Synric - 10-13-2024

(10-12-2024, 07:17 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Makes sense.

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Do all famous people start out at Disney or Nickelodeon these days?


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RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - Wyche'sWarrior - 10-13-2024

I officially don't give a ****.....just win baby.


RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - grampahol - 10-13-2024

You know our season is off on the wrong track when we're trying to convince ourselves that having a sexy QB is more important than winning.  I'm not  seeing it, but then again I'm a heterosexual male at 65 years old so there is that and I'd settle for Andy ugly if it meant winning..  


RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - TheLeonardLeap - 10-13-2024

(10-13-2024, 04:40 PM)grampahol Wrote: You know our season is off on the wrong track when we're trying to convince ourselves that having a sexy QB is more important than winning.  I'm not  seeing it, but then again I'm a heterosexual male at 65 years old so there is that and I'd settle for Andy ugly if it meant winning..  

Can't speak for women or for folks attra, but I don't think I would say Andy is "ugly". Otherwise there's a whole lot of people who are worse than ugly.

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Also surprised that Burrow beat Jalen Hurts and Jimmy G. Still can't help but think of Macaulay Culkin when I see Burrow.

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RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - Awful Llama - 10-13-2024

(10-13-2024, 06:04 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: Can't speak for women or for folks attra, but I don't think I would say Andy is "ugly". Otherwise there's a whole lot of people who are worse than ugly.

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Yes, but Andy has other (ahem) attributes.

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RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - XsandOs - 10-13-2024

(10-12-2024, 10:29 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I’ll take an ugly Super Bowl winner please.

Ravens have officially accepted your challenge!


RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - TheLeonardLeap - 10-13-2024

(10-13-2024, 06:35 PM)XsandOs Wrote: Ravens have officially accepted your challenge!

Gotta be able to actually make a postseason run before you can win a Super Bowl.


RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - bfine32 - 10-13-2024

Sexiest WR in the NFL:
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RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - Joelist - 10-13-2024

We’re the wrong people to be answering this. The vote that counts would be one Olivia Holzmacher.


RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - Whacked - 10-13-2024

This thread has CRINGE written all over it for so many reasons. lol

I win I could UN-read it.


RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - TheLeonardLeap - 10-13-2024

(10-13-2024, 07:28 PM)Whacked Wrote: This thread has CRINGE written all over it for so many reasons. lol

I win I could UN-read it.

Too late, you read it. It's entered your eyes and legged into your brain now.

Now you have to answer: MFK... Palmer, Dalton, Burrow.   Ninja Hilarious


RE: Joe Burrow sexiest QB alive - Awful Llama - 10-13-2024

(10-13-2024, 07:16 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Sexiest WR in the NFL:
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Go with him if you want to live.