This is Jungle Noise, how come we don't have a thread on this? 

• Every other NFL team probably has a thread about how they wished they had our QB based on looks alone.
  

https://www.si.com/nfl/bengals/news/people-magazine-names-joe-burrow-nfl-s-sexiest-quarterback-01j9xvebrbhj

I thirst for a Super Bowl, not Joe Burrow.

Makes sense.

(10-12-2024, 07:17 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Makes sense.

I’ll take an ugly Super Bowl winner please.

(10-12-2024, 10:29 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I’ll take an ugly Super Bowl winner please.

(10-12-2024, 10:29 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I’ll take an ugly Super Bowl winner please.

Too bad Neil O Donnell didn't lead us there because he was by far the ugliest QB I can remember

Jeff Rowe was sexier:

(10-12-2024, 07:17 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Makes sense.

Do all famous people start out at Disney or Nickelodeon these days?

I officially don't give a ****.....just win baby.

You know our season is off on the wrong track when we're trying to convince ourselves that having a sexy QB is more important than winning.  I'm not  seeing it, but then again I'm a heterosexual male at 65 years old so there is that and I'd settle for Andy ugly if it meant winning..  

(10-13-2024, 04:40 PM)grampahol Wrote: You know our season is off on the wrong track when we're trying to convince ourselves that having a sexy QB is more important than winning.  I'm not  seeing it, but then again I'm a heterosexual male at 65 years old so there is that and I'd settle for Andy ugly if it meant winning..  

Can't speak for women or for folks attra, but I don't think I would say Andy is "ugly". Otherwise there's a whole lot of people who are worse than ugly.



Also surprised that Burrow beat Jalen Hurts and Jimmy G. Still can't help but think of Macaulay Culkin when I see Burrow.

(10-13-2024, 06:04 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: Can't speak for women or for folks attra, but I don't think I would say Andy is "ugly". Otherwise there's a whole lot of people who are worse than ugly.

Yes, but Andy has other (ahem) attributes.

(10-12-2024, 10:29 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I’ll take an ugly Super Bowl winner please.

Ravens have officially accepted your challenge!

(10-13-2024, 06:35 PM)XsandOs Wrote: Ravens have officially accepted your challenge!

Gotta be able to actually make a postseason run before you can win a Super Bowl.

Sexiest WR in the NFL:

We’re the wrong people to be answering this. The vote that counts would be one Olivia Holzmacher.

This thread has CRINGE written all over it for so many reasons. lol

I win I could UN-read it.

(10-13-2024, 07:28 PM)Whacked Wrote: This thread has CRINGE written all over it for so many reasons. lol

I win I could UN-read it.

Too late, you read it. It's entered your eyes and legged into your brain now.

Now you have to answer: MFK... Palmer, Dalton, Burrow.  

(10-13-2024, 07:16 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Sexiest WR in the NFL:

Go with him if you want to live.