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***Nately120*** · 02-09-2016, 11:44 PM

(02-09-2016, 01:42 AM)Bengalzona Wrote:

It took a second, but I loled and was then ashamed.

***Bengalzona*** · 02-10-2016, 01:43 AM

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**Westwood Bengal** · 02-10-2016, 01:44 AM

***Bengalzona*** · 02-10-2016, 02:42 AM

Caution: Not for the faint-hearted. View at your own risk!

**SunsetBengal** · 02-10-2016, 10:29 PM

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**SunsetBengal** · 02-10-2016, 10:37 PM

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**SunsetBengal** · 02-10-2016, 11:16 PM

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**SunsetBengal** · 02-10-2016, 11:24 PM

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My ...wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock