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(02-09-2016, 01:42 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: [Image: 11987176_10153608918672744_4676339489498...e=5766EAE7]

It took a second, but I loled and was then ashamed.
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Caution: Not for the faint-hearted. View at your own risk!



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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations

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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations

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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations

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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My ...wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock
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-Frank Booth 1/9/23
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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations

-Frank Booth 1/9/23
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(02-11-2016, 01:17 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: ..

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Hey, that is a little harsh on Devon and Leah... actually real harsh.
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-Frank Booth 1/9/23
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(02-11-2016, 09:28 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: ..

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Sounds better in a cop car...
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(02-10-2016, 02:42 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Caution: Not for the faint-hearted. View at your own risk!




This has made me a better person.
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(02-10-2016, 02:42 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Caution: Not for the faint-hearted. View at your own risk!




That actually sounds like it was on purpose.

I'm not ashamed to admit I'm a Bee Gees fan.  great song writers.
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(02-11-2016, 09:07 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: ..

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Aluminum in the microwave for twenty minutes, eh?

That will get you the perfect something!
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-Frank Booth 1/9/23
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