You know what they call Tyler Eifert's towel boy?

[Thundercloud]

You know who's remodeling his bathroom: The Eifert Tiler.

[HarleyDog]

(08-01-2018, 01:57 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Well, you know how it is. Some people are funny and some people just try really hard. 

Well, I guess had I envisioned Fred in a white suit sitting on a park bench while telling this joke, I would have grinned. However, if he was sitting at same bench wearing his moose knuckle bibs and a piece of straw in his mouth? I would have lmao.

[leonardfan40]

(07-31-2018, 12:42 PM)fredtoast Wrote: The Eifert Towler

I liked it, keep em coming fred!

[Tiger Teeth]

It was mildly amusing. In a colonoscopy kinda' way.

[sandwedge]

(08-01-2018, 04:12 AM)Thundercloud Wrote: You know who's remodeling his bathroom: The Eifert Tiler.

[*PhilHos*]

(08-01-2018, 04:12 AM)Thundercloud Wrote: You know who's remodeling his bathroom: The Eifert Tiler.

You know who's doing some gardening? The Eifert Tiller

[*rfaulk34*]

(08-01-2018, 04:12 AM)Thundercloud Wrote: You know who's remodeling his bathroom: The Eifert Tiler.

[Nicomo Cosca]

The cringe is strong in this thread...

[BengalD]

The Bengals next tight end.

[Shake n Blake]

[*Nately120*]

I have a joke too.

What was jaguars QB Bort Bortles flagged for? UnBORTsmanlike conduct!!!!

[*PhilHos*]

(08-02-2018, 01:11 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I have a joke too.

What was jaguars QB Bort Bortles flagged for?  UnBORTsmanlike conduct!!!!

What do Jaguars QBs drink after the game? Bortles of Coca cola.

[Fan_in_Kettering]

Tyler Eifert’s towel boy is bored. Eifert hasn’t broken a sweat since 2015.

[ElkValleyBengal]

(08-01-2018, 03:36 PM)PhilHos Wrote: You know who's doing some gardening? The Eifert Tiller

So he can grow an Eifert flower.

[HarleyDog]

(08-04-2018, 02:49 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: Tyler Eifert’s towel boy is bored. Eifert hasn’t broken a sweat since 2015.

[HarleyDog]

Q: What do you get when you breed a Tyler Eifert and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks On injury list.

Q: Why is Tyler Eifert like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

[SladeX]

(08-01-2018, 08:32 PM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: The cringe is strong in this thread...

nudge nudge wink wink

I get 'is wife calls him the 'Eifert Tower'

'e says with a knowing smile

[CINwillWIN]

[*Go Cards*]

Thought it was witty, but totally get the rotten fruit and vegetables being heaved at the stage.

Where do the bubbles in the injury hot tub come from ?

The Ei"fart" Tubber !

Ok that was really bad go ahead and direct the firing of smelly produce at me for that one.

Sorry, exit stage right.

[BengalFanInNJ]

Mama mia!! Iloka over here and I see da awful Eifert jokes!!