Good bye Bengals FANS

[BengalD]

(09-26-2018, 07:06 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Cool, the first fannicide thread of the season..

Fannicide - Nice - Rep!

[BengalD]

(09-26-2018, 08:12 AM)TKUHL Wrote: I'm gonna go and I don't need anything from you or anyone, except this ash tray, but that's all I need, oh and this paddle game and that's all I need. This ash tray, paddle game oh and this remote and that's all I need, just this ash tray, paddle game and remote and that's all I need from anyone, oh and these matches. The ash tray, paddle game, remote, matches is all I need, and this Lamp lol Classic.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZTdqh-a0tU

Don't forget the thermos!

[Sweetness]

What's F.O.A.D. though? Flop off and die?hah! Cracked the code on my own.

[Tiger Teeth]

(09-26-2018, 08:35 AM)Sweetness Wrote: What's F.O.A.D. though?

I think it means **** off and die.

[BengalD]

Anybody remember the suicide from the movie MASH?

[Nebuchadnezzar]

(09-26-2018, 08:43 AM)BengalD Wrote: Anybody remember the suicide from the movie MASH?

"Suicide Is Painless"

The dentist takes the "Black Capsule" falls asleep, wastes his education, sleeps with a married woman, wakes up, forgets that he committed suicide, goes about his day like nothing happened and the married woman flies away with a smile on her face.

[BengalD]

(09-26-2018, 08:47 AM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: "Suicide Is Painless"

The dentist takes the "Black Capsule" falls asleep, wastes his education, sleeps with a married woman, wakes up, forgets that he committed suicide, goes about his day like nothing happened and the married woman flies away with a smile on her face.

Spot on!  Somebody get this dude his little black pill!

[grampahol]

I think it's more of a complainacide attempt ..maybe a Idontlikefootballanymoreacide? Therulespissmeoffacide? Conspiracytheoryacide?
As for me, don't try to stop me..I'm committing Whocaresacide! Goodbye cruel former fans!

Just you wait and see ... Soon a new trend will appear .people who are so distraught over the perceived lack of quality in football that there will be new medication for it and the commercials of the happy couple frolicking on the beach with a voice over saying "Don't take Fanatol if you've developed a desire to spend Sunday afternoons on the couch watching team sports. Ask your health care provider about Fanatol."

[XenoMorph]

(09-26-2018, 01:35 AM)jwayne Wrote: Been around too long to BITE on the fish they sold on Sunday.

Buffalo won? Against the VIKINGS? UH NO.

Bengals lose to the Panthers? UH NO.

I watched the games CAREFULLY. NO LB in the NFL would make a play like that. PERIOD.
LB's DO NOT ATTACK a offensive lineman HEAD ON. They hit the GAPS to TACKLE the man behind them.  It just doesn't happen... AND FOR 2, side by side? GIVE ME A BREAK. IF THEY DIDN'T mean to do that it was UN-ORCHESTRATED STUPIDITY

I am 62+ years old. Analyst 2 fields. I AM DONE with  the NFL in general.
The Bills game was as far as I am concerned was FIXED. (Don't try to sell me on the Brown' did it. REALLY?)

Ratings down or something? Just damn!

Bengals fans, You can have the whole thing. Good luck to all.

Likely my last post.

JUST GO!
(And for those SA's who fee the NEED to be rude F.O.A.D)

you wont be missed......

don't let the door hit ya...

[Bengalitis]

OK, let me begin...

I don't always give people attention...



but when I do, I give it to the Ben-gals!

[depthchart]

(09-26-2018, 01:35 AM)jwayne Wrote: Been around too long to BITE on the fish they sold on Sunday.

Buffalo won? Against the VIKINGS? UH NO.

Bengals lose to the Panthers? UH NO.

I watched the games CAREFULLY. NO LB in the NFL would make a play like that. PERIOD.
LB's DO NOT ATTACK a offensive lineman HEAD ON. They hit the GAPS to TACKLE the man behind them.  It just doesn't happen... AND FOR 2, side by side? GIVE ME A BREAK. IF THEY DIDN'T mean to do that it was UN-ORCHESTRATED STUPIDITY

I am 62+ years old. Analyst 2 fields. I AM DONE with  the NFL in general.
The Bills game was as far as I am concerned was FIXED. (Don't try to sell me on the Brown' did it. REALLY?)

Ratings down or something? Just damn!

Bengals fans, You can have the whole thing. Good luck to all.

Likely my last post.

JUST GO!
(And for those SA's who fee the NEED to be rude F.O.A.D)

I'd like to hear more.  Please elaborate... 

[Murdock2420]

(09-26-2018, 10:16 AM)Bengalitis Wrote: OK, let me begin...

I don't always give people attention...



but when I do, I give it to the Ben-gals!

You have to be a high school student to get any attention from her.... 

[*bengalfan74*]

We're 2-1 despite not playing anywhere near our best football to put it mildly, and you're done ?

There's upsets, especially early, every season ! What's the Patriots average Sept record over last three or four seasons 2-2 ?

Child, please

[Tiger Teeth]

(09-26-2018, 10:45 AM)bengalfan74 Wrote: We're 2-1 despite not playing anywhere near our best football to put it mildly, and you're done ?

There's upsets, especially early, every season ! What's the Patriots average Sept record over last three or four seasons 2-2 ?

Child, please

He'll be back, he's just looking for some attention.  

[*rfaulk34*]

(09-26-2018, 03:35 AM)kevin Wrote: OK, you say you are 62 +.  I don't know what that means.  I am 63.  I would not say I am 63 +.   When I was a kid I might have said I was 4 and a half years old. You reach a point when you stop doing that by first grade. I've never heard anybody say they are 62 plus.  Another area you lost me is you say you can't bite on the fish they sold on Sunday. I watched the game, I didn't see them selling no fish.  I saw them playing football. I guess that is some kind of old man slang, but I've never heard it and I'm just as old as your are.  You can't bite on the fish they sold. The fish they sold, you can't bite on. Well, maybe if you put your teeth back in your mouth. See, when you get our age, you gotta' put your teeth in your mouth.   You go on to talk about the Bills game, what's that have to do with Bengals ?   You say don't try to sell you on Brown, but you also say you can't bite on the fish, that was sold, on Sunday ???  Then you say you are out of here, Good Bye, but then you say LIKELY your last post. What, don't you know ?  Are you Jimmy Durante ?  Have you ever had the feeling that you wanted to go, then you got the feeling that you wanted to stay. Go, stay, go, stay.  Or shades of Groucho Marx, Hello I must be going.  Then you tell us to ef off and die, as you call us Bengals Fans.  Well, you know what, I am a Bengals Fan. It's kind of why I even go on Bengals Boards and the old closed Bengals.com Jungle Noise.  I don't know why people who aren't Bengals Fans even go on these sites. To me, going on a site you don't like is like eating the fish you can't bite on,that was sold on Sunday. it makes no sense.   So, being 62 +, you the know the Lawrence Welk ending of Adios, Au Revoir, Auf Wiedersehen, Good Night and then Lawrence Welk dressed like The Terminator says Hasta La Vista, Baby.  Then comes the bubble machine.   I have to add  LOL, which I try to not use. When you say I AM DONE, and then add, LIKELY MY LAST POST. to me that is a LOL.  So good bye forever, Maybe.  Either way, watch out for those brown fish you aren't buying, that you can't bite on at 62 +.  I think you are going to miss a good Bengals season, but as you say, we are Bengals Fans, and you are not.

Gold. This is going in the HOF.

[kdgjr]

(09-26-2018, 10:42 AM)Murdock2420 Wrote: You have to be a high school student to get any attention from her.... 

I was wondering if it was only me that thought this. LOL. You had to pick THAT cheerleader?

[Sled21]

(09-26-2018, 10:45 AM)bengalfan74 Wrote: Child, please

So basically you're saying he just kissed the baby......

[*PhilHos*]

(09-26-2018, 10:16 AM)Bengalitis Wrote: OK, let me begin...

I don't always give people attention...



but when I do, I give it to the Ben-gals!

Wait. When did our cheerleaders get hot?

[Benton]

(09-26-2018, 08:35 AM)Sweetness Wrote: What's F.O.A.D. though? Flop off and die?hah! Cracked the code on my own.

File Orders Against Demarcation 
Flip Over A Defensiveback
Feed Orangutans And Dinosaurs

I dunno, but I hope he comes back so I can stop wondering.

[Bengalitis]

(09-26-2018, 11:02 AM)kdgjr Wrote: I was wondering if it was only me that thought this. LOL. You had to pick THAT cheerleader?

To be fair, it was hard to pick one because looks like the team also upgraded our cheerleaders too.. not just our Offensive Line.  The consensus 5 years ago was not good.