09-26-2018, 08:33 AM
(09-26-2018, 07:06 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Cool, the first fannicide thread of the season..
Fannicide - Nice - Rep!
Good bye Bengals FANS
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09-26-2018, 08:33 AM
(09-26-2018, 07:06 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Cool, the first fannicide thread of the season.. Fannicide - Nice - Rep!
09-26-2018, 08:34 AM
(09-26-2018, 08:12 AM)TKUHL Wrote: I'm gonna go and I don't need anything from you or anyone, except this ash tray, but that's all I need, oh and this paddle game and that's all I need. This ash tray, paddle game oh and this remote and that's all I need, just this ash tray, paddle game and remote and that's all I need from anyone, oh and these matches. The ash tray, paddle game, remote, matches is all I need, and this Lamp lol Classic. Don't forget the thermos!
09-26-2018, 08:35 AM
What's F.O.A.D. though? Flop off and die?hah! Cracked the code on my own.
09-26-2018, 08:36 AM
09-26-2018, 08:47 AM
(09-26-2018, 08:43 AM)BengalD Wrote: Anybody remember the suicide from the movie MASH? "Suicide Is Painless" The dentist takes the "Black Capsule" falls asleep, wastes his education, sleeps with a married woman, wakes up, forgets that he committed suicide, goes about his day like nothing happened and the married woman flies away with a smile on her face.
Song of Solomon 2:15
Take us the foxes, the little foxes, that spoil the vines: for our vines have tender grapes.
09-26-2018, 08:56 AM
(09-26-2018, 08:47 AM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: "Suicide Is Painless" Spot on! Somebody get this dude his little black pill!
09-26-2018, 09:03 AM
I think it's more of a complainacide attempt ..maybe a Idontlikefootballanymoreacide? Therulespissmeoffacide? Conspiracytheoryacide?
As for me, don't try to stop me..I'm committing Whocaresacide! Goodbye cruel former fans! Just you wait and see ... Soon a new trend will appear .people who are so distraught over the perceived lack of quality in football that there will be new medication for it and the commercials of the happy couple frolicking on the beach with a voice over saying "Don't take Fanatol if you've developed a desire to spend Sunday afternoons on the couch watching team sports. Ask your health care provider about Fanatol."
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
09-26-2018, 10:01 AM
(09-26-2018, 01:35 AM)jwayne Wrote: Been around too long to BITE on the fish they sold on Sunday. you wont be missed...... don't let the door hit ya...
09-26-2018, 10:16 AM
OK, let me begin...
I don't always give people attention... but when I do, I give it to the Ben-gals!
09-26-2018, 10:29 AM
(09-26-2018, 01:35 AM)jwayne Wrote: Been around too long to BITE on the fish they sold on Sunday. I'd like to hear more. Please elaborate...
09-26-2018, 10:42 AM
(09-26-2018, 10:16 AM)Bengalitis Wrote: OK, let me begin... You have to be a high school student to get any attention from her....
09-26-2018, 10:45 AM
We're 2-1 despite not playing anywhere near our best football to put it mildly, and you're done ?
There's upsets, especially early, every season ! What's the Patriots average Sept record over last three or four seasons 2-2 ? Child, please
09-26-2018, 10:53 AM
(09-26-2018, 10:45 AM)bengalfan74 Wrote: We're 2-1 despite not playing anywhere near our best football to put it mildly, and you're done ? He'll be back, he's just looking for some attention.
09-26-2018, 10:55 AM
(09-26-2018, 03:35 AM)kevin Wrote: OK, you say you are 62 +. I don't know what that means. I am 63. I would not say I am 63 +. When I was a kid I might have said I was 4 and a half years old. You reach a point when you stop doing that by first grade. I've never heard anybody say they are 62 plus. Another area you lost me is you say you can't bite on the fish they sold on Sunday. I watched the game, I didn't see them selling no fish. I saw them playing football. I guess that is some kind of old man slang, but I've never heard it and I'm just as old as your are. You can't bite on the fish they sold. The fish they sold, you can't bite on. Well, maybe if you put your teeth back in your mouth. See, when you get our age, you gotta' put your teeth in your mouth. You go on to talk about the Bills game, what's that have to do with Bengals ? You say don't try to sell you on Brown, but you also say you can't bite on the fish, that was sold, on Sunday ??? Then you say you are out of here, Good Bye, but then you say LIKELY your last post. What, don't you know ? Are you Jimmy Durante ? Have you ever had the feeling that you wanted to go, then you got the feeling that you wanted to stay. Go, stay, go, stay. Or shades of Groucho Marx, Hello I must be going. Then you tell us to ef off and die, as you call us Bengals Fans. Well, you know what, I am a Bengals Fan. It's kind of why I even go on Bengals Boards and the old closed Bengals.com Jungle Noise. I don't know why people who aren't Bengals Fans even go on these sites. To me, going on a site you don't like is like eating the fish you can't bite on,that was sold on Sunday. it makes no sense. So, being 62 +, you the know the Lawrence Welk ending of Adios, Au Revoir, Auf Wiedersehen, Good Night and then Lawrence Welk dressed like The Terminator says Hasta La Vista, Baby. Then comes the bubble machine. I have to add LOL, which I try to not use. When you say I AM DONE, and then add, LIKELY MY LAST POST. to me that is a LOL. So good bye forever, Maybe. Either way, watch out for those brown fish you aren't buying, that you can't bite on at 62 +. I think you are going to miss a good Bengals season, but as you say, we are Bengals Fans, and you are not. Gold. This is going in the HOF. "The measure of a man's intelligence can be seen in the length of his argument."
09-26-2018, 11:02 AM
(09-26-2018, 10:42 AM)Murdock2420 Wrote: You have to be a high school student to get any attention from her.... I was wondering if it was only me that thought this. LOL. You had to pick THAT cheerleader?
09-26-2018, 11:03 AM
09-26-2018, 11:08 AM
(09-26-2018, 10:16 AM)Bengalitis Wrote: OK, let me begin... Wait. When did our cheerleaders get hot?
09-26-2018, 11:18 AM
(09-26-2018, 08:35 AM)Sweetness Wrote: What's F.O.A.D. though? Flop off and die?hah! Cracked the code on my own. File Orders Against Demarcation Flip Over A Defensiveback Feed Orangutans And Dinosaurs I dunno, but I hope he comes back so I can stop wondering.
09-26-2018, 11:20 AM
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