Mantooth's Fun Facts of the Day

[Wes Mantooth]

-The Bengals finished 2nd in the league last year in Superbowls. (Will repeat this year)

-The Bengals are #1 overall in points allowed vs. the NFC East in 2019.

-The Bengals haven't been scored on a single time in OT in 2019.

-No other NFL has had more wins on Wednesdays over the last 20 years than the Bengals.

-The only current QB drafted in 2001 with a higher passer rating than Dalton is Drew Brees. (Elite company)

-Zach Taylor will enter year 2 undefeated in the playoffs.

-We're undefeated in the snow in 2019. (If you play in cold then you practice in cold paying dividends)

-We invested over 100 million dollars in payroll in 2019. (NOT cheap)

-With Jonah Williams, John Ross (Still essentially a rookie) returning and the first pick it's basically like having 37 first round picks.

-Our RB's and WR's threw for zero INT's.

-When leading by more than 14 we have yet to blow a lead and lose.

-Jim Turner's first name rhymes with WIN in you just change one letter. (Keep this guy around).

-No other QB coach, with zero full time OC NFL experience, had had a more successful first season than Zach Taylor.

-From 2005 to 2017 the Bengals ranked 6th in alphabetical order.

-A Bengal Tiger would beat the following birds in real life paw to wing combat: Ravens, Falcons, Seahawks, Eagles, Cardinals

[fredtoast]

(12-17-2019, 01:37 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: -With Jonah Williams, John Ross (Still essentially a rookie) returning and the first pick it's basically like having 37 first round picks.

This one is total bullshit.

Stop just making stuff up.  You know I will call you out for it.

[depthchart]

(12-17-2019, 01:57 PM)fredtoast Wrote: This one is total bullshit.

Stop just making stuff up.  You know I will call you out for it.

He's just having a little Fun here, Fred.

"Let your hair down" and have some Fun yourself.

Give us a "total bullshit" Fun line of your own in a Mantooth style way but with a touch of Fred to it just for Fun.

Come on. Have some Fun, You can do it.  

[2MinutesHate]

Just when the Bengals play might be making you blue during holiday season, we have these fantastic fun facts!

Hopefully, this will encourage others to add to the list. You know, so we can keep all the bullshit factoids in one place for easy reference.

[fredtoast]

(12-17-2019, 02:18 PM)depthchart Wrote: He's just having a little Fun here, Fred.

"Let your hair down" and have some Fun yourself.

Give us a "total bullshit" Fun line of your own in a Mantooth style way but with a touch of Fred to it just for Fun.

Come on. Have some Fun, You can do it.  

I am just disappointed in Wes.  Here he was finally making a positive thread about the Bengals (something we need more of around here).  And then he had to ruin it by throwing in that one silly one which wasn't true.

[Bengalfan4life27c]

(12-17-2019, 01:37 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: -The Bengals finished 2nd in the league last year in Superbowls. (Will repeat this year)

-The Bengals are #1 overall in points allowed vs. the NFC East in 2019.

-The Bengals haven't been scored on a single time in OT in 2019.

-No other NFL has had more wins on Wednesdays over the last 20 years than the Bengals.

-The only current QB drafted in 2001 with a higher passer rating than Dalton is Drew Brees. (Elite company)

-Zach Taylor will enter year 2 undefeated in the playoffs.

-We're undefeated in the snow in 2019. (If you play in cold then you practice in cold paying dividends)

-We invested over 100 million dollars in payroll in 2019. (NOT cheap)

-With Jonah Williams, John Ross (Still essentially a rookie) returning and the first pick it's basically like having 37 first round picks.

-Our RB's and WR's threw for zero INT's.

-When leading by more than 14 we have yet to blow a lead and lose.

-Jim Turner's first name rhymes with WIN in you just change one letter. (Keep this guy around).

-No other QB coach, with zero full time OC NFL experience, had had a more successful first season than Zach Taylor.

-From 2005 to 2017 the Bengals ranked 6th in alphabetical order.

-A Bengal Tiger would beat the following birds in real life paw to wing combat: Ravens, Falcons, Seahawks, Eagles, Cardinals

the Wednesday statement is wrong

[fredtoast]

(12-17-2019, 02:48 PM)Bengalfan4life27c Wrote: the Wednesday statement is wrong

Preseason?

[bengals1969]

(12-17-2019, 01:37 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: -The Bengals finished 2nd in the league last year in Superbowls. (Will repeat this year)

-The Bengals are #1 overall in points allowed vs. the NFC East in 2019.

-The Bengals haven't been scored on a single time in OT in 2019.

-No other NFL has had more wins on Wednesdays over the last 20 years than the Bengals.

-The only current QB drafted in 2001 with a higher passer rating than Dalton is Drew Brees. (Elite company)

-Zach Taylor will enter year 2 undefeated in the playoffs.

-We're undefeated in the snow in 2019. (If you play in cold then you practice in cold paying dividends)

-We invested over 100 million dollars in payroll in 2019. (NOT cheap)

-With Jonah Williams, John Ross (Still essentially a rookie) returning and the first pick it's basically like having 37 first round picks.

-Our RB's and WR's threw for zero INT's.

-When leading by more than 14 we have yet to blow a lead and lose.

-Jim Turner's first name rhymes with WIN in you just change one letter. (Keep this guy around).

-No other QB coach, with zero full time OC NFL experience, had had a more successful first season than Zach Taylor.

-From 2005 to 2017 the Bengals ranked 6th in alphabetical order.

-A Bengal Tiger would beat the following birds in real life paw to wing combat: Ravens, Falcons, Seahawks, Eagles, Cardinals

The Bengals ownership has to be one of the least photogenic in all of pro sports.
Compared to another family owned and operated franchise, my LA Lakers, who's owner(second generation owner) once posed for Playboy back in the day when men were men and Playboy showed attractive women nude and in better than HD color.

[depthchart]

(12-17-2019, 02:44 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I am just disappointed in Wes.  Here he was finally making a positive thread about the Bengals (something we need more of around here).  And then he had to ruin it by throwing in that one silly one which wasn't true.

But couldn't it depend on just how good the 37 first round picks could perform as a Group ?

Maybe Jonah, Ross and our next 1st round pick could be as effective over a season as a certain Group of 1st round picks.

Thus "basically like having 37 first round picks".

I know this is a reach by me here but can't you let your Heart grow 3 sizes today, just this once for Mantooth.  :heart:  :heart: :heart:

[THE PISTONS]

(12-17-2019, 02:44 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I am just disappointed in Wes.  Here he was finally making a positive thread about the Bengals (something we need more of around here).  And then he had to ruin it by throwing in that one silly one which wasn't true.

You should check out my Dunlap is playing at a high level Thread. 

[TKUHL]

(12-17-2019, 01:37 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: -The Bengals finished 2nd in the league last year in Superbowls. (Will repeat this year)

-The Bengals are #1 overall in points allowed vs. the NFC East in 2019.

-The Bengals haven't been scored on a single time in OT in 2019.

-No other NFL has had more wins on Wednesdays over the last 20 years than the Bengals.

-The only current QB drafted in 2001 with a higher passer rating than Dalton is Drew Brees. (Elite company)

-Zach Taylor will enter year 2 undefeated in the playoffs.

-We're undefeated in the snow in 2019. (If you play in cold then you practice in cold paying dividends)

-We invested over 100 million dollars in payroll in 2019. (NOT cheap)

-With Jonah Williams, John Ross (Still essentially a rookie) returning and the first pick it's basically like having 37 first round picks.

-Our RB's and WR's threw for zero INT's.

-When leading by more than 14 we have yet to blow a lead and lose.

-Jim Turner's first name rhymes with WIN in you just change one letter. (Keep this guy around).

-No other QB coach, with zero full time OC NFL experience, had had a more successful first season than Zach Taylor.

-From 2005 to 2017 the Bengals ranked 6th in alphabetical order.

-A Bengal Tiger would beat the following birds in real life paw to wing combat: Ravens, Falcons, Seahawks, Eagles, Cardinals

Freakin hilarious! Needed that. Thanks

[fortyyearfan]

(12-17-2019, 03:47 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: You should check out my Dunlap is playing at a high level Thread. 

Here is a future fun fact I know will be so true,The mighty Bengals will not reach the super bowl in 2021.FACT JACK. :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: And the mighty stink ravens will be superbowl champs this season.Believe that.no one will beat them,they are a complete team with a top coach.

[fredtoast]

(12-17-2019, 04:41 PM)fortyyearfan Wrote: FACT JACK.

[HarleyDog]

Bengals security have let zero black cats run out on the field.

[*bfine32*]

Kliff Kingsbury is a former QB coach with no experience as an NFL OC. But Zac was the 2nd most successful this past year.

[fredtoast]

(12-17-2019, 05:54 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Kliff Kingsbury is a former QB coach with no experience as an NFL OC. But Zac was the 2nd most successful this past year.

One of the best HCs in the league, Andy Reid, was a QB coach with zero experience as an OC.

[muskiesfan]

- Andy Dalton is the highest rated QB in the NFL named Andy. (Andy Lee is a punter with 1 attempt and a higher rating, but not a QB)

- Joe Mixon has the most rushing yards in the NFL of any RB named Joe.

- The Bengals have won a regular season game on a day that ended in "y".

[BengalsRocker]

(12-17-2019, 06:07 PM)fredtoast Wrote: One of the best HCs in the league, Andy Reid, was a QB coach with zero experience as an OC.

Andy Reid banged the Kool Aid guy's mom.

[THE PISTONS]

(12-17-2019, 05:30 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Bengals security have let zero black cats run out on the field.

*If you don't count the Carolina Panthers.

[THE PISTONS]

(12-17-2019, 05:54 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Kliff Kingsbury is a former QB coach with no experience as an NFL OC. But Zac was the 2nd most successful this past year.

He was HC at Texas Tech in college for about 5 years.