Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck

[kevin]

I'll say it again. CinciReborn says Bengals still suck. I say he SUCKS. ....and those that say he made good points and it was all in fun, those people suck with good old Reborn. ...GO BENGALS

[BonnieBengal]

(10-22-2015, 04:02 PM)Synric Wrote: Isn't this that guy who posted on the mothership a laundry list of accounts that he trolled from?

Yes, and he said one of them was me, which is NOT true, and totally pisses me off.  

[BonnieBengal]

(10-22-2015, 02:46 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Man, all those who took CinciREborn's OP seriously need to leave and never come back. Criticize its humor all you want, but to act like anything he wrote wasn't OBVIOUSLY tongue-in-cheek just shows that you do not belong on the internet, let alone in this smack forum.

Some of y'all need to feel ashamed at yourselves.

This is the guy who said he had made up a bunch of characters, including me!  He put me on that list and I assure you I am very real!  I don't think he's innocent or harmless at all.  

[Vas Deferens]

(10-22-2015, 03:27 PM)djs7685 Wrote:  I'm very curious why people like him are allowed to post here while other members got banned this morning for doing (seemingly) much, much less.

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!  This Retinyboner character is in cahoots with Cupcakes to institute a NEW BOARD ORDER by manipulating the gold markets and our food supply!  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!  Its all right there.  Thank god our mod overlords were able to step in and bumhammer him in little patooty.

(10-22-2015, 04:53 PM)BonnieBengal Wrote: This is the guy who said he had made up a bunch of characters, including me!  He put me on that list and I assure you I am very real!  I don't think he's innocent or harmless at all.  

ok "Bonnie"

[BonnieBengal]

(10-22-2015, 05:58 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: IT'S A CONSPIRACY!  This Retinyboner character is in cahoots with Cupcakes to institute a NEW BOARD ORDER by manipulating the gold markets and our food supply!  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!  Its all right there.  Thank god our mod overlords were able to step in and bumhammer him in little patooty.



ok "Bonnie"

that's not funny.  I will seriously meet anyone when I'm in Cincy.  I'll be running in the Thanksgiving Day race in Cincy if anyone is going to be there.

[Junglejuice]

(10-22-2015, 06:00 AM)CinciREborn Wrote: FINALLY!.. CINCIREBORN!.. HAS COME BACK!.. To the Bengalsboard.net!

..AND IV GOT SOME BAAADDDD NEWS FOR YOU! THE BENGALS STILL SUCK! WE ARE NOT SUPERBOWL BOUND! BEST CASE SCENARIO WE LOOSE IN A WILDCARD MATCH! DONT BELIEVE ME?! I WILL GIVE YOU TEN INDISPUTED REASONS THAT GARENTEE MY CLAIMS ARE TRUE!

1. Marvin Lewis is still horrible

13 years. 106-90-2. 0 playoff wins. People are so annoying. When people say Marvin Lewis and the Bengals coaching staff are great, a seriously just want to smack them. Bengals coaching staff is horrible. We should be thankful for this strong start and not be surprised at all if we do not win another game.

2. Mike Brown

Yep... Nothing more really needs said but I will go ahead and say more anyways. Let me refer to CM Punk. During his epic pipebomb promo Punk talked about how when Vince McMahon would finally hang up the boots the WWE would still be doomed because his idiot daughter and dufus son in law would take over. Well Bengals have the same issue sadly. We are forever doomed

3. Carson Palmer was our only hope

It's true.. and Mike Brown ran him off just like Vince McMahon ran off CM Punk, the only hope for the WWE.

4. Linebackers

Seriously.. our linebackers are a joke. Vincent Rey is a bum. A jobber. A jabroni. I understand we as Bengals fans want the best for this guy as he is fully a product of a system but I think we have our hopes to high. Relying on Rey is like when the WWE had the Miz in the main event of Wrestlemania. And it's just not Vincet Rey. What about AJ Hawk. I though that guy retired 10 years ago. Maybe we should go ahead and bring in Michael Strahan as well. While we're at it we can bring in Kelly Ripa. Ripa and Strahan would be a nice upgrade over Rey and Hawk

5. Dalton can't throw a deep ball

He can't throw a deep ball. I don't care what anyone says. He just can't. I once saw him overthrow wide open guys in the endzone on first second and third downs, which lead to a punt. Ever since that day, there has been no debate on if or if not Dalton can throw a deep ball.

6. Mike Nugent

Why is this guy still here? He is seriously the worst kicker in the NFL. I think OchoCinco is still available. I will take Ocho over Nugent as our Kicker any day of the week.

7. Dalton is stupid

He is. He is stupid. Going back to the deep ball thing, everytime he let's one fly I cringe. My cringe turned into vomit as he let one fly deep to a double covered Marvin Jones. Thankfully our receivers make Dalton look good and Jones pulled off a miracle and pulled it in.

8. To many Ohio State players

Between AJ Hawk and Mike Nugent I am at my edge. We need more Michigan players.

9. Dalton is a Ginger

Gingers are soulless human beings that are a plague on society. No ginger has ever done anything great in the world and as long as we have a Ginger under center we are doomed.

10. Bengals fans are horrible people

All Bengals fans are horrible people that do not deserve a good football team. My reason for saying this is an experience I had with a friend. He was telling how he watches the Bengals play with his ten year old son. Everytime the Bengals win he asks his son if he thinks the Bengals are good. His young son tells him every week "I don't know dad. I am not ready to believe. Maybe if they win next week." ..do you see? We as Bengals fans instill a culture of inferiority and self doubt within our children that can never be beat. We trying are an awful group of people that do not deserve a great team

I want to believe that when you registered and posted this that somewhere DennyG got a headache and a nosebleed.

I approve.

[Vas Deferens]

(10-22-2015, 06:15 PM)BonnieBengal Wrote: that's not funny.  I will seriously meet anyone when I'm in Cincy.  I'll be running in the Thanksgiving Day race in Cincy if anyone is going to be there.

I'll check with my polyamorous partners.  Thanks.

[Johnny Cupcakes]

(10-22-2015, 06:30 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: I'll check with my polyamorous partners.  Thanks.

You, me, and Bonnie are gonna have to meet up for some thanksgiving "drinks".  Knowwhatimean?

[BonnieBengal]

(10-22-2015, 06:32 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: You, me, and Bonnie are gonna have to meet up for some thanksgiving "drinks".  Knowwhatimean?

Hah.  You wish.  Now quit it.

[Vas Deferens]

(10-22-2015, 06:32 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: You, me, and Bonnie are gonna have to meet up for some thanksgiving "drinks".  Knowwhatimean?

little pre-race eggnog never hurt anyone 

[BonnieBengal]

(10-22-2015, 06:38 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: little pre-race eggnog never hurt anyone 

Stop it.  It's rude and disrespectful. I have a problem with CinciReborn. Mind your own business.

[Whatever]

(10-22-2015, 06:00 AM)CinciREborn Wrote: FINALLY!.. CINCIREBORN!.. HAS COME BACK!.. To the Bengalsboard.net!

..AND IV GOT SOME BAAADDDD NEWS FOR YOU! THE BENGALS STILL SUCK! WE ARE NOT SUPERBOWL BOUND! BEST CASE SCENARIO WE LOOSE IN A WILDCARD MATCH! DONT BELIEVE ME?! I WILL GIVE YOU TEN INDISPUTED REASONS THAT GARENTEE MY CLAIMS ARE TRUE!

1. Marvin Lewis is still horrible

13 years. 106-90-2. 0 playoff wins. People are so annoying. When people say Marvin Lewis and the Bengals coaching staff are great, a seriously just want to smack them. Bengals coaching staff is horrible. We should be thankful for this strong start and not be surprised at all if we do not win another game.

2. Mike Brown

Yep... Nothing more really needs said but I will go ahead and say more anyways. Let me refer to CM Punk. During his epic pipebomb promo Punk talked about how when Vince McMahon would finally hang up the boots the WWE would still be doomed because his idiot daughter and dufus son in law would take over. Well Bengals have the same issue sadly. We are forever doomed

3. Carson Palmer was our only hope

It's true.. and Mike Brown ran him off just like Vince McMahon ran off CM Punk, the only hope for the WWE.

4. Linebackers

Seriously.. our linebackers are a joke. Vincent Rey is a bum. A jobber. A jabroni. I understand we as Bengals fans want the best for this guy as he is fully a product of a system but I think we have our hopes to high. Relying on Rey is like when the WWE had the Miz in the main event of Wrestlemania. And it's just not Vincet Rey. What about AJ Hawk. I though that guy retired 10 years ago. Maybe we should go ahead and bring in Michael Strahan as well. While we're at it we can bring in Kelly Ripa. Ripa and Strahan would be a nice upgrade over Rey and Hawk

5. Dalton can't throw a deep ball

He can't throw a deep ball. I don't care what anyone says. He just can't. I once saw him overthrow wide open guys in the endzone on first second and third downs, which lead to a punt. Ever since that day, there has been no debate on if or if not Dalton can throw a deep ball.

6. Mike Nugent

Why is this guy still here? He is seriously the worst kicker in the NFL. I think OchoCinco is still available. I will take Ocho over Nugent as our Kicker any day of the week.

7. Dalton is stupid

He is. He is stupid. Going back to the deep ball thing, everytime he let's one fly I cringe. My cringe turned into vomit as he let one fly deep to a double covered Marvin Jones. Thankfully our receivers make Dalton look good and Jones pulled off a miracle and pulled it in.

8. To many Ohio State players

Between AJ Hawk and Mike Nugent I am at my edge. We need more Michigan players.

9. Dalton is a Ginger

Gingers are soulless human beings that are a plague on society. No ginger has ever done anything great in the world and as long as we have a Ginger under center we are doomed.

10. Bengals fans are horrible people

All Bengals fans are horrible people that do not deserve a good football team. My reason for saying this is an experience I had with a friend. He was telling how he watches the Bengals play with his ten year old son. Everytime the Bengals win he asks his son if he thinks the Bengals are good. His young son tells him every week "I don't know dad. I am not ready to believe. Maybe if they win next week." ..do you see? We as Bengals fans instill a culture of inferiority and self doubt within our children that can never be beat. We trying are an awful group of people that do not deserve a great team

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[*rfaulk34*]

(10-22-2015, 09:55 AM)CinciREborn Wrote: Well..
At least I'm not the only one
The only one that thinks
Kelly Ripa, Michael Straham and OchoCinco should be signed asap

As for my Dalton is stupid point not being a good point, well that's stupid. My points are not railing accusations without ground. They are all stone hard truth. Dalton has a very low IQ. Yeah I don't know what it is but I am assuming it's pretty low because... Well see point number nine. If I gave a homeless man a quarter for everytime Dalton made a stupid move there would be no more homeless people in Cincinnati

Those who made comments about me being stupid. I concern. I am a tortured Bengals fan whose intelligence is violated everytime I have to watch Dalton take the field.

And finally... As for the comment about people liking my super homer persona better on the old forum. Well I am merely a voice of truth. A voice a balance.

#HeelTurn CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLA!.... WHAT!... CinciREborn is cooking!

CinciREbanned

[yellowxdiscipline]

(10-22-2015, 06:24 PM)Junglejuice Wrote: I want to believe that when you registered and posted this that somewhere DennyG got a headache and a nosebleed.

I approve.

Where did Denny end up?

[Murdock2420]

(10-22-2015, 11:31 PM)yellowxdiscipline Wrote: Where did Denny end up?

Under Mike Brown's desk?

Just a guess...

[Murdock2420]

(10-22-2015, 10:14 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: CinciREbanned

Makes you wonder if it was really worth it.

Like those idiots who run onto the field during a game. Yeah, you had that few seconds of everyone looking at you, but then it's over. 

[Johnny Cupcakes]

Holy shit. The moderators here are far more liberal with the banhammer than at the old site.  Like this dude...banned for joking around.  Really, unless I missed some stuff that crossed the line, you have to realize that this banning was essentially due to the user having an awkward sense of humor.

There's been a good deal of seemingly unjustified bannings here.  Hopefully, the moderators notice this and take steps toward correcting their actions.

Good luck out there, men. Protect ya neck.

[*wildcats forever*]

(10-22-2015, 06:00 AM)CinciREborn Wrote: Gingers are soulless human beings that are a plague on society. No ginger has ever done anything great in the world and as long as we have a Ginger under center we are doomed.

Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except she did it backwards and in high heels 

[*PhilHos*]

(10-22-2015, 03:27 PM)djs7685 Wrote: Man, all those that don't realize that this was in Jungle Noise for the majority of the responses before getting moved to Smack just shows that you don't belong on the internet.

Some of y'all need to feel ashamed at yourselves.

Constructive criticism is fine. Occasional trolling that's actually witty, original, and/or funny is fine. A tirade that looks like a 2nd grader wrote it filled with wrestling bullshit put in Jungle Noise? Yeah, that's going to get bashed pretty hard. He's been trolling other subforums as well today. I'm very curious why people like him are allowed to post here while other members got banned this morning for doing (seemingly) much, much less.

Doesn't matter where it was originally posted, it's still OBVIOUSLY not a serious post and if you couldn't tell when you first read it, then that makes you an idiot.

Bash the OP and the poster all you want for it being unfunny or for any plagarism or for trolling, but to take what he said seriously? Whomever does that is publicly admitting they are not very bright.

[djs7685]

(10-23-2015, 08:30 AM)PhilHos Wrote: Doesn't matter where it was originally posted, it's still OBVIOUSLY not a serious post and if you couldn't tell when you first read it, then that makes you an idiot.

Bash the OP and the poster all you want for it being unfunny or for any plagarism or for trolling, but to take what he said seriously? Whomever does that is publicly admitting they are not very bright.

Well...yeah.

I don't think many/any people thought he was serious. It was filled with pretty ridiculous and obvious trolling.