Bengals training camp, hire a consultant?

[*Awful Llama*]

(09-22-2024, 10:35 AM)TecmoBengals Wrote: A "hiring a consultant" thread might as well be a "Fire Zac and get a new head coach" thread.

I can just hear Mike if they were to wake him long enough to ask about hiring a consultant.

What, you want to hire a consultant?  Katie, isn't that what we pay the coaches for?  I don't care if we lose every September game every year if the coffers are full of scratch.  Now, fetch me some nachos, 'Mike Brown style.'


Cottage cheese on melba toast, coming right up, Dad. 


And don't forget the Bromo-seltzer.  And the latest issue of Grit.


And, scene.