03-11-2025, 11:32 AM
The best way to summarize this off-season, so far, would be if I told my wife Friday night:
I’m going to clean the kitchen and do all of the dishes and laundry too.
And my wife looks at me and says: you’ve never done all of those things how are you gonna get those done this weekend?
And I come back and say well I’m gonna start right away and get it done.
And then she says, but I’ve never seen you do all that before.
And I say well that’s not true. Remember that one time? remember? I did all of the dishes! Remember?.
Well, today is now Saturday morning, and yes, the empty dirty dishes were placed in the sink, but nothing is cleaned, and not a single load of laundry has been folded
I’m going to clean the kitchen and do all of the dishes and laundry too.
And my wife looks at me and says: you’ve never done all of those things how are you gonna get those done this weekend?
And I come back and say well I’m gonna start right away and get it done.
And then she says, but I’ve never seen you do all that before.
And I say well that’s not true. Remember that one time? remember? I did all of the dishes! Remember?.
Well, today is now Saturday morning, and yes, the empty dirty dishes were placed in the sink, but nothing is cleaned, and not a single load of laundry has been folded
