09-26-2016, 04:13 PM
(09-26-2016, 07:58 AM)Gamma Ray Tan Wrote: The Problem with the Bengals........see sig image below.
Its called Metathesiophobia. This is the issue with this franchise. Maybe we should all pitch in to pay for a commercial for Metathesiophobia awareness. We can get Sarah McLachlan to sing some depressing shit as Morgan Freeman narrates something like, Morgan" Every year 31 NFL teams go about their day without living in fear, confident in the decisions they make in everyday operations, but there is one team that desperately needs your help. Please wont you help save this franchise by saving your money. For the small price of one Peko jersey you could be making a difference. So please help Mr.Brown so he can overcome this tragic condition. Together we can all make a difference.
Metathesiophobia side effects may include but not limited to Prime time loses, Playoff droughts, lack of motivation, sudden game loss, unnecessary flags, prevent defense, unwillingness to play Sundays, Cramps to Jones, dropped int's, failure to protect your QB, failure to sack a QB, unprepared preparation to face other teams, anal leakage, Shawn Williams, lack of awareness, lack of focus when trying to catch, poor clock management, refusal to challenge plays, If your not sure about a fumble that last for more than two weeks please call you doctor. If Metathesiophobia has caused you to lose a loved one in FA please seek medical attention.
