What if Vontaze Burfict is gay?

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(10-24-2016, 11:55 PM)THE Bigzoman Wrote: I was halfway listening Steeler fans cry and moan about him and they had a guest host on. I forgot his name, but think he was a Ravens fan getting in on the hate Burfict echo chamber.

Anyway, he suggested that ol' Tez might be gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that). I'll probably catch hell for saying this but maybe that explains his inability to control his emotions on the field and his dreadlocks.

I know what you guys are thinking. "But Bigzo, he's married and has a kid".

But look at her. Look at that sexy edumacated little white girl. Look at her. It's like Beauty and the Beast incarnate.

I have a theory. She's from the bible belt and is trying to turn him straight to save that raging, calm soul.


I'll probably get flak for this. but I think i'm on to something big here.

He cut his dreads off. He can't be gay now.