Pick A Bengal

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(12-01-2016, 07:17 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Which Bengal on the current roster would you pick to:

Date your sister? Assuming they're all single in this scenario, Gio. Dude already drove around a minivan. Don't know what else you need to know for family man.

Go hunting/fishing with? Nugent. Just two men way out in the woods with shotguns and no witnesses.   ...nah, but probably Eifert, isn't he a hunter?

Have your back in a bar fight? Burfict, dude seems like he could beast a fight.

Workout at the gym with? Atkins, though he'd no doubt make me feel terrible about myself with his work ethic in the weight room.

Help you move to a new house? Hunt, he can put in new lightbulbs without me needing to get a ladder.

Work on your vehicle? Whit seems like a guy who would know how to fix some car stuff.

Arm wrestle against for money? Kevin Huber. Punter. Nuff said.

Party all night with? Burfict, which is why he had to have my back in that previous bar fight.

Drive cross country with? AJ Green has some awfully nice cars.

Give you fashion advice? AJ Green is always pretty sharply dressed.

Watch your pet for a month? Whit has a bunch of children to play with a pet.

Play Madden against? Adam Jones, because I feel like he'd talk some hilarious smack win or lose.

Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? Peko, because I want to see how much he could destroy in one sitting.

Guard your house during a crime wave? Burfict, because after we partied all night and got in a bar fight, we're already primed for a fight.

Do your taxes? Michael Johnson, he just recently got his degree in business administration. Not sure if that translates, but at least it's better than a sociology or something degree.