Would you rather... (5 questions)

[Wes Mantooth]

Would you rather a.) Eat a turd on a hot dog bun, loaded with your choice of condiments, or b.) Start a an adult contemporary soft rock band with Paul Alexander called Tickled Pink?

Would you rather a.) Become roomates with Jim Lippencott in a 500 square foot studio apt or b.) Join the cast of The View, making the same exact money you are now?

Would you rather a.) Be forced to play one full series at Center or b.) an entire game of ST. (Note, the pay is the same, you have no time to prepare)