Would you rather... (5 questions)

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(12-22-2016, 01:26 AM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: 1.) Would you rather: A.) Have Marvin sign a 5 year extension, or B.) Have to drive a bright yellow Masda Miata, with the license plate "Partyboy" everyday, and everywhere you go, for the next 90 days?

2.) Would you rather: A.) Have Marvin get canned, or if B. ) Have Mike Brown completely step away from any all operations the franchise?

3.) Would you rather A.) Take a punch from Margus Hunt, or B.) Get stung once in the nads by a wasp?

4.) Would you rather: A.) Make "whoopie' with Katie Blackburn, or B.) Eat a really nice cheeseburger?

5.) Would you rather A.) Spend your Christmas Eve watching Bengals v Texans or B.) Spend your Christmas watching Clark Griswold?

Alrighty, thats it.  Just trying to have a little fun. I got nothing regarding the actual team. Not much left to say, and nothing left to argue about.  It is what it is, and nothing will change. We all have pretty much shared where we stand with the approach.  Anyways, throw in anything you got humor wise. More would you rathers, Kevin Bacon references, Piano Man vids...Lets have a few laughs.

PS Hope you and yours have a great holiday! Merry, merry!

1:  B.   The Miata is a fine automobile.  Besides, my knees would be so high, and the car so low, that anyone who dared to look at me as I drove you get a good look at the old Gentleman's Sausage sneaking out the shorts leg.  Win!

2.  A.  Marvin needs to go now.  Mike is old.  Old people retire and wander around the yard before too long.

3.  A.  Not even a hard decision.  Hell, I'd rather take a punch from Hunt than to even bump a testicle while wiping crumbs off my lap.  That ambush genital terrorism is a real gut wrencher.

4.  B.  Again, not even a hard decision.  Cheeseburgers are the food of the gods.

5.  B.