Would you rather... (5 questions)

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(12-22-2016, 01:26 AM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: 1.) Would you rather: A.) Have Marvin sign a 5 year extension, or B.) Have to drive a bright yellow Masda Miata, with the license plate "Partyboy" everyday, and everywhere you go, for the next 90 days?

2.) Would you rather: A.) Have Marvin get canned, or if B. ) Have Mike Brown completely step away from any all operations the franchise?

3.) Would you rather A.) Take a punch from Margus Hunt, or B.) Get stung once in the nads by a wasp?

4.) Would you rather: A.) Make "whoopie' with Katie Blackburn, or B.) Eat a really nice cheeseburger?

5.) Would you rather A.) Spend your Christmas Eve watching Bengals v Texans or B.) Spend your Christmas watching Clark Griswold?

Alrighty, thats it.  Just trying to have a little fun. I got nothing regarding the actual team. Not much left to say, and nothing left to argue about.  It is what it is, and nothing will change. We all have pretty much shared where we stand with the approach.  Anyways, throw in anything you got humor wise. More would you rathers, Kevin Bacon references, Piano Man vids...Lets have a few laughs.

PS Hope you and yours have a great holiday! Merry, merry!

1. I'll take the Miata Wes! I don't car if the license plate says, "Former tight end, now wide receiver!" I'll take the car.

2. I love the son of a tight-fisted patriarch. Call me crazy Wes, a lot of trolls here have, and even some regular folks have too. Heck, you may have been one of them. But I'll take an order of canned Lewis!

3. I'm gonna go wasp sting on the sac. I figure that area is used to pain and swelling, and no matter how bad it gets I should eventually feel better. A blow from Hunt could be fatal.

4. Wes, this is my favorite question so far, and I gotta tell you I want to wreck Katie Blackburn. I've had a lot of great cheeseburgers in my life and a lot of great sex, but finding a good cheeseburger is something I just have a knack for. Boinking an heiress to millions - that's uncharted territory for this fan. I can't wait to find out if those Ivy League girls are as wild as their reputation. Either way, it will be a life changing experience for both of us. I guarantee sex on the wrong side of the tracks will be special for both of us on many levels. I really appreciate you taking the time to make this happen for us.

5. I'm gonna go off the board here Wes, and say I'd rather watch a janitor buff the floor at a supermarket. I hate Chevy Chase, and I know the Bengals are gonna mail it in this x-mas, so I would rather just watch another human do an honest days work for a depressed wage. It will remind me of what I have to look forward to for the next four years as America is made great again.

How did I do? Am I going to the bonus round? The tournament of champions?