07-29-2015, 05:47 PM
(07-29-2015, 05:31 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Would you rather have to masturbate furiously any time Brad Pitt is mentioned or on screen in your presence.
Or would you rather...
Instantly crap yourself any time your hear a pitch that matches an f#
Easy: Masturbate. Probably just as likely as the second scenario, and you didn't say I jerk off to him.