First and Only, Go choke on a bone awards.

[grampahol]

Quote:Olde English 800- why drink expensive, when it tastes the same after one anyhow and you're really overdue for a good blackout?

Olde English 800 tastes terrible and doesn't get any better no matter how drunk you already are. It's kind of like saying you can't tell the difference between milk and pickle juice after one sip.. 
Now I will acknowledge that after maybe drinking a few quarts of Everclear on an empty stomach you won't know the difference between shitting and going blind and will likely accomplish both at the same time.