05-22-2018, 12:03 PM
I spilled my half empty beer once when two women got in a bar room brawl.. I got a free fresh new beer because of it.. True story. The moral of the true story is to sit just close enough to women fighting in a bar to spill your beer, but far enough away to not get your eyes gouged out in the process.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
