Typical Luck Of Mine

[HarleyDog]

(06-25-2018, 04:00 PM)fredtoast Wrote: One time in high school I was out with some friends in a van.  I was making out with this drunk chick in the back when she said she had to puke.  Instead of asking the driver to stop I just slid open the side door and held her while she hung her head out to puke.  But I was too drunk to hold on and she fell face first out of a moving van.  Nothing broken but half of her face looked like she had been attacked with a cheese grater.

That ended our relationship.

Should have stayed with her. You would have made a cute couple.