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2017 Dreaded Mock Draft
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If Mikey and Marvin would have followed bfine and the dreads we'd currently have mid-rounds steals Vincent Valentine and Matt Jurdon, as well as UDFA sensation Cre'Von LeBlac. So pay attention this year


RD 1: MALIK HOOKER/ S (6'2/205)
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Can anyone guess what our starting Safeties were missing last year? Dreads. Hook takes care of that and if we find a way to move Josh Shaw in the Safety rotation we could once again have one of the more dreaded D-backfields in the NFL

RD 2: TIM WILLIAMS (6'4"/252)
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Tim is just like Bob Marley in the dreads and smoking games. If Rasta Man didn't make Randy Gregory look like the Just Say No poster child we'd be talking about him at #9 overall.


RD 3: D'ONTA FOREMAN/ RB (6'1"/249)
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D'Onta went to the same school as a former Bengal dreaded RB; however, he is not the prospect Ced was coming out of school. DF is a limited 1 year wonder. Luckily with Hill and Gio in the fold we don't need variety, we need a dreaded bruiser.

RD 4: VINCENT TAYLOR/ DT (6'3"/310)
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Last year's dreaded mock had a DT named Vincent from the Big XII go in the middle rounds. That Vincent help NE win the Superbowl. Here's to hoping this Vincent can do the same here


RD 5: JESSAMEN DUNKER/ OG (6'4"/ 306)
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Dunker transferred from Florida to Tennessee St because him and his dreads stole a scooter. Dunker has played all over the oline during his college career and would do the same for us depending on who we lose. Either way he brings one thing our oline hasn’t seen since the days of Bobbie Williams….Dreads


RD 6: ISHMAEL ZAMORA/ WR (6’4/220)
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If you want someone to be disgusted with goggle Ishmael Zamora + dog. If you want a late round size/speed freak with big time dreads just watch game film of Baylor. Look at the current WRs on the roster and you tell me what we are missing.

RD 7: TONY BRIDGES CB/ (6’0/185)
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If we lose both Pacman and Dre we lose more than out starting DBs we lose 2 of the 3 dreaded players in our D-Backfield. Bridges is a JUCO transfer that got ate up by the elite D1 programs. But he has raw skills, good height, 4.5 speed, and flowing dreads
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now see the trick is can you find a qb with dreads?
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#3
Honestly, this is one of the better drafts I've seen - regardless of hairstyle.
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Well done, as usual!!!  Always look forward to this mock.  it unofficially starts my NFL draft season. 
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who steals a scooter, really?
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(02-26-2017, 03:43 PM)seahawkscheat Wrote: now see the trick is can you find a qb with dreads?

RGKnee?
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