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03-27-2017, 03:01 PM
I didn't know where to put this thread at.  Here, PnR, or Smack?

Alright, which one of you boys from O-H-I-O got this passed?    Ninja


http://www.wkyc.com/news/local/ohio/new-ohio-law-bans-sex-with-animals/425852415


and here I was holding you Ohioans in higher regards.  I thought you already knew this was frowned upon.  now in Tennessee and Kentucky, I could see someone getting away with this.  :andy:
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03-27-2017, 03:23 PM
(03-27-2017, 03:01 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: I didn't know where to put this thread at.  Here, PnR, or Smack?

Alright, which one of you boys from O-H-I-O got this passed?    Ninja


http://www.wkyc.com/news/local/ohio/new-ohio-law-bans-sex-with-animals/425852415


and here I was holding you Ohioans in higher regards.  I thought you already knew this was frowned upon.  now in Tennessee and Kentucky, I could see someone getting away with this.  :andy:

but we all are animals...
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03-27-2017, 05:19 PM
The local constabulary was getting tired of hearing perps say, "Honestly, officer, I was just trying to help that sheep over the fence."
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03-27-2017, 07:58 PM
(03-27-2017, 03:01 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: I didn't know where to put this thread at.  Here, PnR, or Smack?

Alright, which one of you boys from O-H-I-O got this passed?    Ninja


http://www.wkyc.com/news/local/ohio/new-ohio-law-bans-sex-with-animals/425852415


and here I was holding you Ohioans in higher regards.  I thought you already knew this was frowned upon.  now in Tennessee and Kentucky, I could see someone getting away with this.  :andy:

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03-28-2017, 01:01 AM
sounds like a good law to me lol
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#6
03-28-2017, 01:08 PM
This is just stupid.

We can kill them, chop them to pieces, and eat them, but we can't make sweet love to them?
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03-28-2017, 03:23 PM
I'm reminded of the movie Airplane and the chick sleeping with the horse.
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03-28-2017, 11:46 PM
(03-28-2017, 01:08 PM)fredtoast Wrote: This is just stupid.

We can kill them, chop them to pieces, and eat them, but we can't make sweet love to them?
It's ok, Fred.
There IS a loophole.

The Amish are exempt.
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03-29-2017, 12:17 AM
Sheep are legal now? Get ready for the white pimp surge.
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03-29-2017, 09:39 AM
So how do I explain this to my dog?
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#11
03-29-2017, 07:14 PM
(03-27-2017, 03:23 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: but we all are animals...

18 years later, still apparently relevant. Lol



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